Please Pick One Under 18 18-24 25-30 31-45 46 or older

Please Pick One Heterosexual Bisexual Homosexual Undecided Whatever you say it should be None of your damn business!

Please Pick One Yes No Only when at parties or bars Only when at parties or bars and I'm drinking Only when I'm stressed beyond belief I only smoke weed

Please Pick One Less than 5 cigarettes a day Less than 10 a day Less than a pack a day 2 packs a day A carton a day Camel is considering making me their new mascot

Please Pick One Blue Red Green Black Purple Orange Yellow White My favorite color isn't listed I don't have a favorite color I'm not telling you, you nosy jerk!

Please Pick One Yes No Are You INSANE? So I like fruit, big deal...

Please Pick One Nowhere Just my ears One or more of the "trendy" things (nose, bellybutton, eyebrow, tongue) One or more of the "mom would have a coronary" things (lip, nipple, genitalia, etc.) You don't even wanna know!