You're staying??? Good, let's have your questions then!
Have you ever actually met Melanie C.?
In person, no, I'm afraid not, but in my dreams I have, plenty of times. I suppose you could say I have been in her company for 4 hours - but that was just 2 concerts, so I guess it doesn't really count, does it?
Have you met any of the Spice Girls?
Met them? No, but I did get stopped by Emma and her bodyguard's once in South Wimbledon with Zena, they swerved in beside us and asked for directions to the station. Emma was stuck in the middle of two big guys in the back seat, talking on her mobile phone.
If you did meet Melanie C., what would you say to her?
I'd have to tell her how much she is adored, not only by me, but by all the thousands of fans who visit the sites on the internet. I would also ask why she never responds to the letter I send her every year asking her out to a Liverpool footie match with me, nor all the other letters I've written her! Oh, and of course I would tell her she is the most beautiful creation in the world!
Would you ask her if she was gay or bi?
It would be quite rude of me to just blurt it out, wouldn't it? I think I would go about it by hinting, I'd tell her that I have a website which questions her sexuality, and say... 'so, are we right to question your sexuality??? could you be less than 100% straight???' Whatever, I'd HAVE to know one way or another, so I couldn't let the opportunity pass me by.
What's so good about Melanie C? why aren't you making a site about the others?
Well, simply because I do not adore the others the way I do Melanie. I am interested in every little thing the woman does, and I want to know everything about her. I am deadly attracted to Melanie, I see her as someone I can worship, and that's what I'm doing by making the site. See?
Why do you hate Mel B?
Hahaha I don't 'HATE' her at all, I just don't really like her. I do find her very attractive, but I can't find much to attract me to her personality. She is too loud and boistorous, and always shouts over everyone so that she can be heard. In concerts and in interviews, she passes the others by, and craves to be the centre of attention - she dominates everything. Plus, I don't know the truth behind the rumours that it was her who bullied Geri out of the band, but I tend to believe that she may have had alot to do with it, and I can't stand that!
What did you think of Geri leaving?
Anyone who knows me, will probably not be surprised at this, but that Sunday when it was announced that she was departing due to differences, I cried. Geri may have been the one whom everybody called a tart, but she is one of the deepest of the band. To me, Geri was the Spice Girl core, she was a vital part of the group, more vital than some of the others, and I thought the girls would not be as good without her. So, now that I am over the gutting feeling that she was gone, I am happy that the 4 remaining girls have carried on, and I still support and love her as much as ever. Oh, and by the way, I think she looks fantastic with her new image, she looked so beautiful at the MTV awards.
Do you think the Spice Girls will split after 'Goodbye'?
In a short answer, no I don't think they will split up for a long time yet, they may never split up. There have been many rumours that it's the end, due to the fact that the 2 spice babies are due early next year, but I fell it will only be a break. Remember, they have started work on the third album, they are hardly going to cancel that, are they?
I think 1999 will be a time for them to grow and explore themselves as solo artists, but like Melanie said they will 'always come back to their little gang'. The phonomena that is Spice is not about to end just yet...
Who do you think will be the best solo artist?
Very hard for me to say. While I think that Melanie Chisholm has the most talent, and the best voice, she is not the strongest in personality. I still think she will be a success, but I'm not sure she will be a solo artist, maybe she'll fulfill an ambition and join an indie band, maybe she'll do duets with people like Bruce Willis!! As for Mel B, she has proven that she has what it takes by storming into the British charts at no.1 this week with her solo project with Missy Elliot. However, hers is the type of music that people grow tired of very quickly. Emma can make it, she will always be a hit with the younger members of the public, and with her pretty looks and sweet voice, she can't go wrong. As for Victoria, family life is best suited I think!
(MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED) If Melanie decided she wanted you, would you dump Zena for her????
Well, this is a hard one. This is what I dream about, that one day Melanie may want me the way I want her, which I know has such a tiny chance of happening! Luckily, Zena and I did discuss this many months ago, what ONE person we are allowed to twotime each other once with (I won't embarras her by telling you who hers was!!). Anyway, we came up with a deal, IF one lovely day, Melanie did decide that I am the woman for her, then Zena would allow me one date with the woman of my dreams.
After that, who knows? But I don't think Melanie could love me like Zena does.
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