What exactly can I say about myself? My name (Marc Eliot Nolan) is kinda weird. When you put my initials together they spell M.E.N.
Like I already said.......I was born, I lived, I moved to Hollywood.
What more is there to say? Shall I tell you about my romances? My exploits? My interests?
Or shall I just say that I am borred to death.
I've lived in Liverpool and WeHo, but now I reside in the classy and beautiful red light
district of Hollywood, California Oh it is so entertaining to live here. On a regular
basis, I am mistaken for a prostitute. To get drugs, I must go no further than the building
across the street. Best of all. . . as i promenade down Hollywood BLVD, I rub shoulders with
the scum not just scum, but rather the scum of the earth.
My interests. . . well there are not many. I sleep a lot. Sleep is always a fun activty. I like to
escape. I read a bit too much. That gets dull after a while. ClassicaI litterature is
always fun, there is always sexual enuendo to look for and only us smart people are able
to find it. enjoy opera, mostly for the seXXXy, provacotive, and immoral plots.
Anyway, I drink, I smoke, I do what ever. I'm not a whore, but I am flattered when I am offered money. I like being called slutboy I used to scare my teachers with that. They were appalled, shocked and appalled, shocked and mortified. I was supposed to be a perfect student; I got a 4.0 g.p.a. and a medal on the academic decathlon, and I was a slut?
I forgot what my I.Q. was, but my S.A.T. score was 1300. I passed a bunch of A.P. tests too, notably A.P. Calculus, not that I studied for it or anything (I almost didn't get my 3). It was just a fun class to take, because I got to look down at all the other people in my senior class, who were taking stuff like Algebra II and Pre-Calculus.
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