Why am I a Gay Redneck?

There is of course no reason why I'm gay, that's just the way I am. Also, there's no doubt about it.

The Top Ten Reasons why I Must Be a Redneck

All my jeans have a circular imprint on their back pocket.

I prefer camping in the woods to spending a night in a hotel.

I have a gunrack in my pickup truck.

Muscle Cars and Monster Trucks are not in bad taste.

I go hunting, and I got a ticket for unlawfully attempting to take a white-tail deer with no proper permit.

I eat country fried steak and gravy.

I watch professional 'resslin' on pay-per-view.

95% of my CD's have country music on them.

A decal on my truck's windshield reads Ain't skeered.

I shout Yeee-ha at all occasions and call my friends Bubba.

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