These are some stats about who and where I am.

• My name's Wendy, Wendy Ungerton, but my friends call me Wendy.
• I'm not afraid to say that I'm 36 years old..., er young.
• Living in Pittsburgh, PA isn't so bad, contrary to the belief of
  those that have never visited. I actually like it here. Lots of
  hills and the scenery is great. What's a pain about living here
  though is you cannot get any place by driving in a straight line.
• So you wanna know my measurements, do you? Well, so do I. Till I
  shed about 15 pounds and tone up some we will both be held in
  suspense.
• Well now you want to get really personal and find out about my
  sexuality? That's for me to know. Not that there is anything to
  infer by that statement, it's just an issue that I don't discuss.
  Please don't think me harsh, I've just always been very, very private
  about my love/sex life.
• I guess the fact that a girl cannot get from point A to point
  B in this Burgh without going through points D, E, and F really means
  that I am at home here. By that I mean my favorite saying has
  always been, "Forward. Never straight." What do I mean by that,
  you ask? Well, I'll tell you. I've never been one for convention
  and more often that not I tend to take the hard way rather than
  the easy way. Spontaneity..., I thrive on it. But, I also thrive
  just as much on my solitude. Once, at the urging of a GG friend,
  I took a personality test in which the results would place you in
  two of six categories. I tried really hard to answer the questions
  as honestly as possible. When my friend showed my test to her father,
  who is a psychologist, his response was to say that the results were
  impossible because I placed at both ends of the spectrum. I guess
  you could say that I'm complicated in a simplistic kind of way. Or,
  maybe I'm simplistic in a complicated way. See what I mean?

• I've been dressing, to varying degrees, since forever. It's mostly
  the same old song that you've read before so I won't bother myself,
  or you, with a bunch of blah, blah, blah and yada, yada, yada. However,
  occasionally check out my Memories page which is where I'll note some
  thoughts and occurrences that are personal to me.

• If you must label me then I would have to tell you that I am not
  transexual.
• I don't belong to any groups or gatherings. As a matter of fact only
  one other person has seen me, other than myself you silly goose, and
  that person was an old girlfriend. I have been thinking long and hard
  about reaching out to TransPitt but I've been to much of a chicken.

• One other thing. If I mention my "brother" then I'm talking about my
  other half, my boy-self.

Well, hope I didn't bore you to tears. I actually only intended putting
a generic list here but my thoughts became provoked and I started to
prattle. Thanks for taking the time to read all of this.

Now, go back from where you started.