*Sung to the tune of Twelve Days of
Christmas*
On the First Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Chibi Duo on a self destruct tree
Chibi Duo looking confused sitting on the top of a Christmas tree decorated with SD gundam ornaments and colorful self destruct devices. Chibi Heero looks up at him holding the trigger....
On the Second Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two~ Spandex Bo~~ys
Another chibi Heero comes walking onto the scene, the two spandex chibis glare at each other. "Duo is MINE to blow up." "Hidoi yo Heeechan!!" Two Heeros: "Urusai!"
On the Third Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three Trowas flipping
Three Chibi Trowas come into the room via backflips, each one flips round and round a Heero and the self destruct tree with the Chibi Duo on top
On the Fourth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four Crazy Quatres
Four Wing Zero crazed chibi Quatres come driving in on a Wing Zero li'l plastic gundam on wheels. They start to fire off randomly into the milling chibis, nearly knocking a now wailing chibi Duo off
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five Screeeeeaming Wu-chans!
Five chibi Wufeis cry out "Wu-FEI Wu-FEI, woman!!!"
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six Sexy Zechs
<from the description of the Screen saver you gave me quatre ^^;> Six blonde long haired chibis walk on, looking rather disdainfully at the chaos. They all fling back their long hair at the same time.
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven Nekky Treizes~~
<hn, Kat be a baad influence *grins*> Seven chibi Treizes come tumbling in, with only towels tied around their waists, running away from chibi Lady Unes... who have discovered Zechs' chibi masks in Treize's chibi bed *cackles*
On the Eight Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight Noins a-sighing
8 chibi Noins mill about a chubby, no not chibi XD, Relena standing over a cliff. She is screaming into the wind, as usual. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeero, hayaku watashi o koroshinasaaaaaaaaaaaai. The force of her calls, reach faaar out in space and gain strength, eventually knocking over the chibi Duo on the treetop, flinging the chibi Trowas into a tizzy.
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine Kick Ass Sallys
Nine chibi Sally Pos come stalking onto the scene, dressed like Rambo. They whip out a machine gun and randomly spray it into the confused chibi crowd. The Chibi Quatres, now out of their Gundams and sane thanks to Relena's ear splitting yodel.. errr cry, run around trying to snag themselves a now cartwheeling chibi Trowa. The Chibi Heeros are wrestling over the chibi Duo. "I wanna blow him up." "No, me." "No, me!" Chibi Duo watches on with wide eyes. Chibi Zechs and Chibi Treize.... errrr.....leave it up to your imagination....
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
10 twinkling old men
2 sets of chibi Scientists come dancing onto the scene. Yes, dancing. They are all dressed in pink fluffy tutus tiptoeing gracefully across the floor, the 2 Howards still wearing their Hawaiian shirts over their tutus. They form a twittering, fluttering chain around the chibi chaos.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
11 bombs-a-bursting
The Chibi Heeros have finally gotten their chubby psychotic hands on the self destruct. They approach the quivering chibi Duo with an insane gleam in their eye. The Chibi Duo.. suddenly whips out his own self destruct and presses it gleefuly, much to the horror of the rest of the chibis. He presses it again... and again... and again... Finally, he throws it away in frustration, squeaking out K'so in a cute widdle voice... only to have one of the carwheeling chibi Trowas flips on to the trigger. Needless to say, BOOM!!
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
12 ambu-lances
It takes 12 chibi ambulances to cart all the moaning, groaning, injured chibi away. Of course, the only ones left standing are the two chibi Heero... who rip off their masks.
"So, what do you wanna do tomorrow night, Pinky?"
"Join the Sailor Seishi?"
"No.. try and take over the world!!!"
They're pinky, pinky and the brain
brain
brain
brain...
Chibi Heero walks onto the scene of the cackling short mouse and the confuzzled tall one.
"Ninmu... kanryou?"
"No, the mission was a failure. But there's always tomorrow night!!" The last said in a squeak as chibi Heero gets a strange look in his eyes at the mention of the word failure. He whips out his own self destruct, which works. "Mission failed."
BOOM!
"Pinky... I hurt."