Burn Down the House (Kristyn Osborn, Jason Deere) Today, I promise I’ll never love you again I swear I’ll care as little as I can Cause I’ve become accustomed To wearin’ nothin’ but pink nail polish on my left hand So many valuable lessons I learned from you Like forgiveness and breakin' hearts too Now that you’re a goner In your honor a moment of silence is the least I can do Chorus: Cut the lines Blow up a few bridges Trim the fat Trim the grass Clean out the fridge then Sweep up the mess Put on my Sunday best And burn down the house Burn down the house Toss an EZ strike to this difficult life And Burrrn - yeah I never did like your fantasy football friends I’ll never have to watch "Caddyshack" again I finally started cookin’ and if you’re lookin’ I’m walkin' my new dog In front of my new house Gotta a new job and the money's come in Seein' me a new man and the world in a new light Nothin's quite as right as a girl on the mend (Repeat Chorus) Oh, Oh, Oh Tearin' down old walls Puttin' up new ones Have a little fun, it’s a wreckin' ball night Gotta little itchin' to get down in the kitchen With my tall drink of water and some dynamite (Repeat Chorus) Burn, burn baby, burn A Burn it up Yeah, Yeah Gonna burn, burn Gonna burn, burn it up We're gonna burn, burn (Fade)