Mr. McLennen
(Kristyn Osborn,)

Mr. McLennen woke up one morning
Picked up his paper and died
There on the floor of the general store
Where he started each day of his life

Barbara McDougal wrote into The Bugle
Describing the tragic events
He laid down a dollar and loosened his collar
What a beautiful day it is

Chorus:

So long (so long)
Farewell (farewell)
We all got a story to tell
So long (so long)
Farewell (farewell)
We all got a story
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Lenny Rowparker rolled off in the dark
With a beer and joint he just rolled
Skid marks like a snake that led right to the lake
He thought man what a weird way to go

Repeat Chorus

Donna the lesbian, sewage truck driver
Slept in her driveway again
The rocks through the windows
Threats, innuendos
Tonight would all come to an end

‘Cause you don’t mess with Donna
She’s good and she’s honest
But she’ll do whatcha gotta do
Nobody was found not a word not a sound
‘Cause the Donna don’t leave any clues

So long (so long)
Farewell (farewell)
We all got a story to tell
So long (so long)
Farewell (farewell)
We all got a story to tell

So long (so long)
Good night
Don’t forget to turn out the light

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don’t forget to turn out the light
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Don’t forget to turn out the light)
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah