THE MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY
Yes I support the Monster Raving Loony Party..  Why?  Well why not I guess, mostly I'm fed up of all the lies and bickering from the main parties, all their hollow promises and the way they never have the guts to make any real changes.  I reckon we could do a lot worse than the Raving Loonies.  Current policies include :- reducing motorway congestion by closing them; relieving hosepipe bans in the south of England by piping in water from Loch Ness, thus solving the monster mystery at the same time, and replacing the national anthem with 'Do The Funky Gibbon' by the Goodies!
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