My Secret Wish List

We've all got things we want, some of which are attainable, many of which are out of reach. Here's a list of some of mine:

• More stability in my life
• Hole to reunite (yeah, I know it's not going to happen...)
• My brother to stop being such a selfish, egomaniacal brat
• My parents to a) understand me better, b) leave me alone when I'm trying to concentrate on something, and c) quit going through whatever mail of mine gets sent to their house by mistake and getting into my business.
• Enough money to do some more traveling
• Paler skin (damn sun)
• Better guitar skills
• My beloved car to never fall apart
• Revenge. And while I'm at it, I want all the cruel and inconsiderate bastards on this planet to either vaporize, spontaneously combust, or freeze to death in Antarctica.