Some of these authors make me scrunch my face up in the coveted �whatever� look. Now if you�re going to put in a sex scene at all, make it good! Why do you think people read slash stories? But I acquiesce, if you�re not good at it, outsource or write PG versions. They�re still good, but the main drawcards are the NC-17 stories. Well for me, I�m not ashamed of it.
Okay for one thing, be descriptive.
Ergo, DO NOT write this:
�Then Angel pulled Spikes pants down and got inside him, and pumped, and came inside him. He also wanked Spike until Spike came everywhere.�
Yuk, Yuk, YUK! No! Bad! I mean really, what the fuck is that?! Don�t kids, if you are going to write a story like this, give it a miss, because they are boring and silly, and piss me off, because I wasted my valuable time reading it.
So, rule number one: Description.
Moving on, don�t be ashamed, who�s ever going to know you wrote it? Unless you know someone who would look badly upon you for writing stories like this, in which case, don�t show it to them.
I no longer want to see:
�And Spike grabbed his thing�
Excuse me? Thing? Grabbed his what? Grabbed his�book? Grabbed his�coat? Unless this is a funny story, NO! If you don�t like writing penis or what-have-you, a good trick is to just write:
�And Spike grabbed him.�
Although put some descriptive words around it, to reveal the message.
I understand, even I get a bit �iffy� about writing balls or testicles. I don�t like it, (sorry guys) so I try to avoid writing about them, although I feel bad about neglecting them, so I usually use substitute words.
Eg: globes or orbs, I just think its better.
Rule number two: Don�t be abashed.
Penis:
Cock
Hardness
Length
Dick (although not one of my favourites)
Schlong (A Ness word)
Hardened Mass
Head or Shaft
For a few. Penis is just too formal, you never think �I�m going to suck your penis now� so why would Angel or Spike? Besides I think penis just breaks the mood and makes it seem as if the boys are going to the doctor, not about to make love or fuck.
Oh and something on the word fuck? Don�t overuse it. Otherwise Angel and Spike end up sounding like Shanghai Hookers.
So use a few, don�t just use one, toy with them (hehe) a bit. Refer to rule one, it gets boring if you always say �cock� or �shaft�.
And don�t always make the boys go at it in the bed. I think they get bored, or the bed would break. Kitchen table is good. Alleys, Office (pre or post series one of �Angel�) Apartments, Graveyards, Shower, Bath, Up against a wall, On the floor, On a chair (receiver can face to or away from the one on the bottom) in the car (Angels car is pretty big), in a room waiting for someone, in front of the fire (sigh!), on a piano! They�re vampires! They can do it anywhere, don�t confine them to the bed. That�s just mean.
Well if you�re going off my rules, I usually make a limit of two or three climaxes each session. I favour the Top, I usually make the Top get more. I don�t know why.
Bloodplay, hmmm, I love using bloodplay (one bites the other) but don�t make them do it more than once or twice in a story. I read a story once where Angel had bit and fed off Spike almost 14 times before copulation , he�d be a bit woozy after that foreplay.
Oh and have I mentioned positions? (Bottom = receiver, Top =well, the giver) Okay, for just afew there�s:
The ever popular doggy style (bottom kneels, Top enters from behind) not my favourite, but you know.
Missionary (bottom on back, legs up, maybe over shoulders of Top, I don�t know, your call, and Top positions and enters like a man to woman copulation.) Although, this doesn�t always have to be a punishment for the bottom! How rude, on behalf of women everywhere, being fucked liked a woman isn�t always a humiliation. There are many variations of this.
Alter Boy, I�ve always known it as this, when one kneels in front of the other and * bing * fellatio. With the hands up holding the standing man�s penis, it looks as if the kneeler is praying to the other.
Reverse cowboy, whoooo, Angel, i mean, whoever is the top, lies down flat, the other sits on his lap, facing away from tops face. Ass shot. Otherwise normal cowboy position, sits on top facing penetrator. Ohhh dirty!
Bent-bump (bottom bends over a chair or table, or just bends over and Top stands behind and holds hips to enter)
Sixty-Nine (One lies and the other kneels the other way over him. Reversed juxtaposition. The one on top performs fellatio on the one on the bottom who does the same to the one on top.) Wow that was hard to explain. The effect of this position is a sort of 69 looking result.
Spooning, particulary hard for two men I�m afraid. Top lies in a C shape and the bottom lies within the C shape in a smaller c. One leg would have to be lifted for the bottom, otherwise the Top would have a difficult time entering. This position would be no good for fast and furious, someone would get a cramp, but for slow and steady I suppose its usable. Not my favourite though. Too hard to write.
Just a few, not the only positions you could use for them.
Rule number Three: Variety is the spice of a very long life.
Okay these are just three rules I�ve discussed here today, but really, live your unlife by them. Quick Review.
Description
Don�t be abashed
Variety is the spice of life.
Use them, learn them, Abide by them. I want all stories out there to be great from now on!
Class Dismissed.
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