That�s right, those of us who have to look at our hands while we type are at a great disadvantage! Sometimes when we write things, we can really look like idiots!
Touch typists (looks up to heaven reverently, god must be a touch typist) can look at the screen while they type, they can see if they�re screwing up, ergo, never do.
See, I have made mistakes, and while I know what I am trying to convey, sometimes I forget words and I don�t even realise. Spell check doesn�t pick up on missing words, or if you spell a word incorrectly, but it is actually another word ( eg: Spick and Slick) the check doesn�t pick up on that either.
So I say to all of you, learn the art of touch typing! Otherwise these mistakes�could be yours, and you will never be thought of again as an intellectual! (gasps, faints and falls down. Is caught by Ness)
Ness: Oh no, wouldn�t want that. Here�s what the dippy bint is talking about if you cared.
Get off my bed before I dust, you freak!
Wow, Angel�s so upset, quick Spike, off the bed before Angel turns to dust!
Correction: �I dust you, you freak!
2.But now, he can feel the blood and gore, spick on his hands.
Yep, that gore makes you�re hands spick and span (Clean for non-Australians)
Correction: �gore, slick on his hands
3.Whispers of emotion trapped an hourglass of quiet madness.
Gotta watch those whispers of emotion, they sneak up on ya.
Correction: Whispers of emotion trapped in an hourglass of quiet madness.
4.Spike was looking at the end of hit lit cigarette with pained interest.
Spike�s a poet and he didn�t even know it!
Correction: Spike was looking at the end of his lit cigarette with pained interest.
5.�Aah. Vodka. The only thing.. Russians ever did right.�
Uhh, is Spike an alcoholic and doesn�t want anyone to know, so he quickly added on another sentence?
Correction: �Aah. Vodka. The only thing Russians ever did right.�
6.�The last time you were in L.A. you tortured me with hot polers��
Hmmm, I know Angel is trying to say something here, but I�m not sure what.
Correction: �The last time you were in L.A. you tortured me with hot pokers��
7.She didn�t have Angel�s sense of bedroom.
Yeah, you know I�ve heard Angel can sense his bedroom from 200 yards away. No one else can do that.
Correction: She didn�t have Angel�s sense of bedroom adventure.
8.They never used to feel so reel.
Is there a fish on the end of that reel?
Correction: They never used to feel so real.
9.�Spike, Why can�t you just pick up yourself?�
Yeah Spike! Jeez, you�re so lazy!
Correction: �Spike, Why can�t you just pick up after yourself?�
10.�I tried to tell her she wasn�t college, but I don�t think she was listening.�
Have you ever woken up and thought you were a college? I know I face that problem a lot and I never listen to anyone either. It�s alright Cordy, I feel your pain.
Correction: �I tried to tell her she wasn�t in college, but I don�t think she was listening.�
11.�Alright! Have a damned room, but don�t get in my way, or any of my friends ways.�
Whoa, that�s the damned room! Don�t go in there!
Correction: �Alright! Have a damn room, but don�t get in my way, or any of my friends ways.�
12.I leant over the table and garbed it out of his hands.
He grabbed that stylish garb!
Correction: I leant over the table and grabbed it out of his hands.