~SOME INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACKS KNOW THAT WHITES WON'T ADMIT~
1.Elvis is dead. Elvis been dead.
2.Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should be wearing a
jacket and long pants.
3.Jesus wasn't white.
4.Skinny doesn't mean sexy.
5.Yes, some of us black folks tan and get sun burnt too.
6.There's a VERY thin line between a legitimately cool white
person, and an insulting "wannabe" gangster.
7.Thomas Jefferson did father Sally Hemmings' children.
8.Bob Hope has never been funny.
9.Chevy Chase has never been funny.
10.In their prime, Joe Louis or Ali would have beat Marciano to
death.
11.Bill Clinton is "packing" like a brother.
12.Bill Clinton is as close as a black man will get to the Oval
Office.
~NOW SOME INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS THAT WHITES KNOW...THAT BLACKS WON'T ADMIT~
1.Tupac is dead. Tupac been dead.
2.Plastic covering on living room furniture is tacky as hell.
3.Just because you have 10 fingers, don't mean you have to wear
10 rings.
4.OJ did it.
5.Teeth should not be decorated (gold fronts HOODY HOO!)
6.Spandex and miniskirts are not for everyone.
7.Jesse Jackson will never be President....Bill Clinton is as
close as you'll get Black people!
8.Larry Bird was not just white hype. He really could play ball.
9.Furnishing your whole house rent-to-own...makes you the dumbest
person in captivity.
10.The sound system should not be worth more than the car. Your
$200 car should not have a burglar alarmon it loud enough to wake
the dead!