Daal mein jo kala hai ji
Wo garam masaala hai ji
Hamein pyar se japhi pana
Dil peh judai ka chaala hai ji
Kisi ko aik pal ki khaber nahein
Magar mansooba sau sala hai ji
Sach ki sdaa jeet hui hai
Jhootoon ka moo kala hai ji
Hum unn ka kya churaate thay
Jo humein dil se nikala hai ji
Co-education k side effects …
BOY.......:
tum se bichra tou ye ehsas huwa,
ye ishq na hum ko raas huwa,
mere dil ka satiyanaas huwa,
humara daakh-la(addmission) tou aik sath huwa,
per gazab k tere sath huwa,
tu husn ki devi fail hui,
mai dard ka mara pass huwa.
GIRL.......:
mai clas mei tum ko dekhti thi,
din raat mei tera sochti thi,
kitab ko jab mei uthati thi,
teri yadon mei kho jati thi,
par tuj ko na ehsas huwa,
ye gazab tou mere sath huwa,
mai pyar ki pyasi fail hui,
tu jhoota aashiq pass huwa.
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Sarak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Lahore, Karachi ya Islamabad ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey Khuda teri 'puja,shanti aur Bhakti' meri life ho.
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.
Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari
Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari
Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari
Us nay kaha Bandar ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi
Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari
Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha KismatHamari
Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI
Kismat aazma chuka hoon
taqdeer aazma raha hoon
ik bewafa ki khatir
riksha chala raha hoon
Arz kiya hai……………………….
Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your FILE NOT FOUND!
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye....
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING...
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE.
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Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya SERVER DOWN
0 Errors But 5 Warnings
Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
Computer Porgramming Song
From HER & HIS Diaries
HER DIARY
I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He
said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he
simply smiled and kept driving.
I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he
didn't say, "I love you too."
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if
he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant
and absent.
Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes
later he came to bed.
I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I
decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.
I started crying and cried until I fell asleep.
I do not know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
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Today Pakistan lost the final match again. DAMN IT.