Whenever I leave my house, I'm always pestered by all those friends that I don't have, asking, "Lemon, are traps gay?" And I say "You oppressive shitlord how dare you use the regressive slur trap?" That's because I'm actually, plot-twist, Total Biscuit.
But yeah traps are pretty gay, and here's a couple reasons why:
List of Reasons Why Traps are Gay (Except, it's about how traps are hot, because, well, they are.)
The Didjits knew how it was; The Offspring too, at least before they did a fucking Green Day and turned into a bunch of emo pussies, and hell, you know what they say: fuck, while coding this in Notepad, I forgot what they say, I'll get back to you guys about what they say. Sorry about that.
List of Cool People (To make up for my lack of knowledge on what they say.)
