Deanna : HEY EVERYBODY!!!
Brittany : SHUTTUP DEANNA!!
Deanna : You dont tell the D to shuttup.
Brittany : Well I just did.
Deanna : Damn you.
Brittany : On with the story...
Deanna : yes, well it wa--
Brittany : AHEM I AM TELLING THIS STORY!!!
Deanna : FINE!!!!!!!...its the nikey boing commercial.
Brittany : It was a fine day, a very fine day indeed...
 

(time for a flash back)
::a flash back comes::
 

Dru : Katrina, where are you????
Katrina : You have to find me.
Dru : DAMMIT!!
Deanna : HEY YOU GUYS!! ::pulls Katrina out from behind a tree::
Katrina : YOU KNOB!!!! WE WERE PLAYING HIDE AND GO SEEK!
Deanna : YOU DON'T CALL ME A KNOB!!!!
Katrina : YES I DO!!! YOU KNOB!!!
Deanna : YOU HOLE....ASSHOLE!!!
Katrina : ::sniff:: you . . . ::sniff:: cal ::sniff:: led me an ASSHOLE!!! ::bawls her eyes out::
Deanna : ::slaps forehead:: OI!! ::throws katrina back behind the tree::
Dru : Katrina? ::pulls her out from behind the tree::
Katrina : oh Dru....
Dru : Oh Katrina....
Brittany : OH DAMMIT!!!!!
Deanna : WHAT IS IT HOMER!! i mean BRITT!?
Brittany : I just got back from the eating contest...::moans in pain::
Deanna : Who won? Who was the one who could eat the most wallpaper??
Brittany : IT WAS ME!! ::falls over:: I ate one roll!! everyone else only ate like one bite and they were like 'EWW' but not i, no no no, I had to eat it all.
Dru : YOU ATE WALLPAPER?!
Brittany : Yea, Its like my hobby.
Katrina : She does it ALL the time.
Dru : Thats gross!
Deanna : ::eats a pile of wallpaper:: MMMMMMmmmmmm Wallpapery
Brittany : DEANNA!!!
Deanna : WHAT?!
Brittany : SHUTTUP!!!
Deanna : NEVEH!!
Brittany : YOU PEICE OF PISS!!
Dru : How can you be a peice of piss??
Katrina : A wise woman --actually I think it was Deanna-- once said 'Do not question just accept.' So accept it.
Dru : But how I can I accept someth--
Katrina : DO NOT QUESTION!!! JUST ACCEPT!!
Dru : Okay.
Brittany : I have an idea that will solve all of our problems!! well except for Katrina's and Dru's it will probably make theirs worse.
Deanna : WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!
Brittany : Me and you go kill DRU!!!!
Deanna : WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA!!
Katrina : NOO!!!!!!!!
Dru : AHH!!!! HELP ME!!!!!
James : Hey, wheres my underwear???
Brittany, Deanna and Katrina : AHHH!!!! ::hide in a bush with their heads in the ground::
Dru : . . . . . . You lost yer underwear?
James : Yes, but first a question. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Dru : I am Dru
James : Okay Dru. Now where did that damn Bird go with my underpants?!
Dru : That was weird.
Deanna : He's gone.
Brittany, Deanna and Katrina: Few. ::wipes their foreheads::
Katrina : glad thats over.
Deanna : no your not.
Katrina : YES I AM!!
Deanna : No your NOT!!
Dru : Yea she's not because she wishes that was ME!! ::acts all proud::
Katrina : No I don't.
Brittany : Enough jibba jabba. C'mon Mr. T . . . . I mean Mr. D lets kill DRU!!!
Deanna : ::cracks knuckles:: alright.
Katrina : NO YOU MUSN'T!!!
Brittany : we must. It's for the good of your health . . . . . actually no.
Dru : ::cries:: Why I???
Katrina : don't you mean why me???
Dru : thats what I said.
Brittany : ::kicks dru in the shin::
Dru : WHY ME!!!
Katrina : Don't you mean WHY YOU!!! ?
Dru : YOU FAG!! THATS WHAT I SAID!!
Katrina : oh ok then ::smiles::
Dru : Sheesh
Brittany : I'll let you do the honors.
Deanna : Wonderful. ::stabs dru in the leg with a fork:: eh?
Katrina : NO!!!!
Brittany : WHAT ABOUT THIS?! ::shuves a banana in dru's eye:: AHAHAHA!! ::the banana goes mush mush::
Dru : Ow...damn.
Katrina : NOO!!!!
Brittany : ::kicks dru in the nads:: now its time for the real weapons . . . DEANNA! wheres my gun?
Deanna : You lost it...remember? in nam?
Brittany : no Deanna, that was what you decided should happen in the year 2578 but you didn't understand how dead we would be then. remember?
Deanna : ....oh yea then your gun got humped by Ivory ::everyone looks at Ivory who is humping the gun and the stereo that is playing walking wounded by the tea party:: see?
Brittany : oh daMMIT!!
Deanna : thats discusting.

Brittany : very.
Deanna : yes.
Brittany : Yea.
Deanna : uh huh.
Brittany : mm hmm
Deanna : YUP
Brittany : yea-up
Deanna : oh Ye--
Katrina : OK SHUTTUP!!
Deanna & Brittany : PISS YOU!!
Katrina : ::cries::
Dru : YOU MADE HER CRY!!! YOU ASSHOLE!!
Brittany : you shouldn't of done that.
Deanna : ::is really really pissed::
Dru : Shouldn't of done what?
Brittany : you shouldn't of said that to Deanna.
Deanna : ::is so very very very very very very pissed::
Dru : Why? What can she do? She is only a girl, what can a girl do to a man like me??
Deanna : ::deanna goes super saiya-jin on dru's ass::
Brittany : thats what.
Dru : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Deanna : ::kills dru::
Katrina : NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dru : ::is dead::
Deanna : Heh Heh, I killed Dru HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brittany & Deanna : MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Katrina : ::cries:: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Brittany : ::Throws a furby at Katrina::
Furby : ::in the air flying toward Katrina:: OOOHH TOH-LOO!!!!!!
Katrina : ::furby hit her in the eyeball:: OWWWW!!! MY EYE!!! ::walks around with a furby in her eye::
Brittany : C'mon Tonto(Deanna), and uhhhh koonta kintay(Katrina), lets go home, and lets leave dru's rotting dead carcass here to rot and fester and get eaten by the birds . . . and magets . . . and rats . . . . and well anything that eats dead rotting carcasses like his.
 

::flash back fades out::
 

Deanna : THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS!!!
Brittany : Who liked that stroy? Lemme see a raise of hands ::no one raises their hands:: . . . . anyone? . . . . . anyone??
Katrina : ::furby still in her eyeball:: AND THIS DAMNED FURBY ISN'T FAKE!!!
Deanna : So like ummm BYE!!
Brittany : yea bye!!
Katrina : b--::gets cut off by the ending of the story::