I'D
GO NUTS AND EXPLODE IN A FURY OF ACTION! AND I'D GOTO JAPAN AND GOTO SCHOOL
THERE CAUSE IT WOULD BE COOL AND I'D BE LIKE
"HA HA I HAVE A GLOW YOU CANNOT SEE!"
AND THEN I'D GO DO THE LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
VULCAN "V" HAND JIVE RIGHT THERE AND
SO THEN I'D BE LIKE WHOOHOWHOW! AND THEN I'D
GOTO THE SET OF STAR TREK DEEPSPACE 9
AND I'D MEET ODO AND HE'D BE LIKE "RUGHUHGUHGUHUGHUGH
GET AWAY!" CAUSE HE DOESN'T
LIKE MY FACE, BUT I DON'T CARE SO I LATCHED ONTO
HIS ARM AND I LOVE HIM CAUSE HES
COOL AND I LOVE HIM AND HES OLD AND THEN ID PAY
HIM TO COME TO MY HOUSE AND SING
THAT SONG THAT GOES LIKE "CAN ANYBODY FINNNDDD
MMMEEEE SOOOMMMEEEBBOOODDDYYY TOOO
LLLOOOOVVVVEEE!!" AND THEN I'D SIGH AND BE LIKE
SIGH! AND THEN I GOTO THE PLACE
WHERE THE MUMMIES FROM MUMMIES ALIVE LIVE AND
I'D HUGGLE ON TO THEM AND THEYD BE
LIKE "HEY SHE'S RED" AND THEN RAFF WOULD SAY
"HEY WE'RE DEAD!" AND THEY'D BE
LIKE.... yeah! AND THEN WE GOT HIT BY A CAR THAT
ODO WAS DRIVING SO THEN ODO JUMPED
OUT OF THE CAR AND PICKED UP MY CARCASS AND SCREAMED
"noooooOOOOOOOO SHE CANT DIE
ON ME!" BUT I WASN'T DEAD SO THEN HE WAS HAPPY
AND STARTED SINGING FOR ME AND I WAS
LIKE HAPPY AND LIKE ¯_¯ AS HE THREW
ME INTO THE CAR AND THEN IT WAS LIKE BRRUUUHHHM,
HNRUURHMMMM AND WE DROVE OFF WITH ALL OF THE
MUMMIES IN THE BACK AND WE ATE SOME CHEESE
AND THEN I WAS LIKE (IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT)
"MMM 64 SLICES OF AMERICAN CHEESSEEE.."
AND SO I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT EATING CHEESE AND
THEN OCELOT CAME OUT AND ASKED IF I WAS
UP ALL NIGHT EATING CHEESE AND I WAS LIKE "I
CANT SEE.."
BEAUTIFUL.. NO?