My Version Of The Little Engine That Could

well oneday, out in someplace, there was an engine. A little engine. and this was the
little engine that could. well it was puttin along when he realized there was a bomb taped
to his head. "ahh theres a bomb taped to my head" said the engine, then he looked to the left,
then he looked to the right to see, YES! THATS RIGHT!! A BLACK HOLE!! then he fell offa cliff,
"ahh im falling offa cliff" he said as he hit a mail box, then he was on the ground, and guts
blood spit and ass went everywhere, then timmy came, i dont know who timmy is yet but when i
know i'll tell you, he was in a box, the box was pumpin a long then he got out of it and said
"hey lookit all this ass thats everywhere" then he left. Then the little engine realized that
the bomb was still taped to his head, "ahh the bomb is still taped to my head" he said, then
there was a tear in the O Zone lair, and he got skin cancer, then he was back on the tracks
puttin along again, then i appeard, "hey theres a bomb taped to your head" i said as i poked
the bomb that was taped to his head, "hey dont poke the bomb that is taped to my head" he said
as i stopped poking the bomb that was taped to his head, "okay i stopped poking the bomb that is
taped to your head" i said as i stopped poking the bomb that was taped to his head, the bomb read
1:12 and it was going down, then 13 seconds passed, and in what sounded like one word, the
little engine screamed "YOU GOTTA GET IT OFF!! IN 11 SECONDS ITS GONNA BLOW AND KILL US
ALL!!!!!!" but by the time he was done screaming the bomb read 0:03 then i waited 2 seconds and
said "no" then i jumped to the ground but i was only about 1 foot away from the little engine,
then the bomb exploded and i died
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