***
They had finally arrived on the Planet Earth, Guldo and Recoome were the first to get out of their pods because just before they landed Guldo had mentioned that he needed to talk to Recoome and it was really urgent. Recoome and Guldo were huddled really close together talking. ?I fergot my undergarments? guldo said in a low whisper ?You can borrow mine? Recoome replyed loudly ? I did bring two pairs just in case I got scared.? Recoome winked at Guldo. ?Saved by the Recoome!? Guldo said in a joyess fashion. Recoome found that funny and they both had a grand chuckle ? What?s so funny boys?? Ginyu asked while looking at jace oddly ?Oh I know, Guldo forgot his underwear  . . .again!  . . . well am I right? Huh? Well?? Jace added. Guldo blushed and managed to stutter out ?N-n-n-n-no th-th-there ?r-r-right h-here? While holding a really REALLY grand and Vitara-like pear of undees. Jace and Ginyu took a long gander at these colossal underwear ?Why aren?t you wearing them . . .WAIT!! I don?t wanna know? Jace commented as Ginyu was glancing at him oddly again. ?HEY! Why hasn?t Burter gotten out of his pod yet?? Ginyu asked still glancing in Jace?s direction. The whole force of Ginyu was wondering what was keeping Burter, well most of the force was, Jace was also pondering about why Ginyu kept glancing in his direction, finally the whole force wandered over to Burter?s pod. As they all peaked in the pod there was Burter wearing a pink nightgown and cap having a snooze while sucking his thumb ?Mommy I don?t wanna go to school today I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you? Burter said in his sleep as Jace poked him with a stick. The whole Ginyu force started to laugh, which woke Burter up from his slumber. Burter had no idea what so ever what was going on so he started to laugh as well.
***
--End of chapter one
by: brittany and deanna taylor
***

I RAN OVER THE  TACO BELL DOG SONG
***
I was driving around in old mexico, I got lost and didn?t know which way to go, I was confused it was late and I was in a fog I ran the taco bell dog
I felt that smush and  I said oh mamma My low rider crushed that little chiwawah I preyed for forgiveness in a sin agog
I ran over the taco bell dog
If I am caught they will put me in a cell with 20 locks
unless I can pin it on jack in the box
I?ll be whipped then beaten and then I?ll be flogged
I ran over the taco bell dog ,
his last words were yo quiro el medico
I flattened that pup to hell I will go
I should have skipped driving and gone a jog
I ran over the taco bell dog I ran over the taco bell dog I ran over the taco bell dog.
I dunno who wrote that one but hey its a laugh and a half
***

***
well there IS more coming like
 . . .
THE GAY RUNAWAY SONG
and
MAYBE THE NEXT PART TO THE FORCE OF GINYU'S STORY
and
WHY DOES THAT SUCK SO MUCH?
and
THE BUNS MASTER SONG
and
MAN DO I EVER HATE THAT CHEESE
and
WHY MUST THERE BE a tWo TONYs in MY HOUSE?
and
IS IT ME OR DOES THAT REALLY BLOW?
and
ARE YOU A GAY FAG THAT IS GAY?
and
YOU WANNA RIDE IN THE WASHING MACHINE?
and
ESPECIALLY!!
THE MR.T, SADDAM HUSEIN and, BILL UGLY CLINTON STORY
and soo much more
***

[Second installment]
[April 10th, 2000]

***
OH WOW
ITS THE SADDAMHUSEIN, MR.T AND THE BILL UGLY CLINTON STORY/SKIT TYPE DEALLY
***
Bill : I will not, I WILL NOT DISOBEY YOU AMERICA . . . I WILL WIN!
I COMMAND YOU TO LOSE!!
Saddam : Don't make fun of my country.
Bill : I will nuke your air craft carrier out of the sky for that comment . . .
Mr.T : WATTA YOU FOO'!
Bill : YOU WILL FEEL MY EVIL AND GAY MIGHT
YOUR GONNA BE MELTING
Mr.T : ME AND MY VAN'LL BUST YOU UP GOO' SUCKAH!
Saddam : A 1 Please gimme a A 1, I am making a betting that your ship is on
A 1, well how 'bout it ? is it one A 1 ? well come on now don't be taking your sweet ass time now I must be doing other needing to do stuffing
Bill : I command you to spea- I mean I command you to liste- I MEAN I COMMAND YOU TO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!! by the way my ship is not on A 1
Saddam : oh nutz!
Mr.T :  I'M MR.T I'M HELLAVUH TOUGH AND I DON'T DESERVE TO BE IGNORED BY YOU TWO FOO'S YOU DEAD MEAT SUCKAH!!!
Bill : G 4 ?
Saddam : Nevah its always a miss
Bill : Oh screw!
Saddam : A 9 ? please be on A 9!
Bill : I command you to miss
Saddam : DaGgNAbbIT!
Bill : J 10 ?
Mr.T (really pissed from being ignored) ME AND MY VAN ARE BETTAH THEN YOU FOO'!
Bill : Hold on Saddam, we shall finish this grand and vitara-like game after I take  care of this crazy ass mow-hawked man and his surly but gay bus- i mean Van
Saddam : Yes yes very fresh
Bill : Muwah hhahahahahah ha    ha     ha ha  . . . . .. . . . . . . ha . . . .ha
Mr. T : ME AND MY VAN ARE HELLAVUH TOUGH WE CAN TAKE YOU ANYDAY SUCKAH!!
Bill : really now? . . . . . . . . . .GO GALLACTIC!!
Mr.T Noooooooo anythin' but the 8th power ranger ANYTHING BUT THAT!
its . . its . . its just wrong I'm Hellavuh tough but I ain't that tough sometimes you gotta know when to go GO GOOOOO!! nehahahahah
Knee-ip a tree *splat* kawalla
Bill : I command you to feel that tomorrow
Mr.T : NEVAH! ME AND MY VAN'LL GET OUR REVENGE ON YOU FOO'S INFACT WE ALREADY ARE!! ::looks at the smashed up van:: AW SHITTY BUZZ I MUST BE BUILDIN' A BETTA VAN OUTTA THE OL' VAN YOU SUCKAH!
Bill :: Now in his normal clothes and straighting his tie::
OOhhhh Saddam where were we?
Saddam : YOU SUCK MY DAMN BATTLE-SHIP MAN I WILL KEEL YOU UNTIL YOU DIE MAN!!
Bill : really now . . . . . . ?
to be continued??
WILL MR.T GET REVENGE AND REBUILD HIS VAN IN TIME TO STOP THE EVIL AND GAY MIGHT  OF BILL UGLY CLINTON?
WILL SADDAM LIVE THREW THIS EXPERIENCE AND DOES HE HAVE ANY TRIX UP HIS SLEEVE OF HIS ROBE-LIKE THING?
ONLY TIME WILL TELL . . .
UNTIL NEXT TIME THIS IS deanna SIGNING OFF
~credits~
idea of having saddam , mr.t and bill ugly clinton in the story
~brittany taylor~
idea for the go galactic
~brittany taylor~
and mostly everything else by
~deanna taylor~

MY RESTRICTION!
DAMNATION I HAVE A RESTRICTION ORDER
JUST CAUSE I BROKE INTO THE LAYS PLANT AND WAS STEALING THERE STUFF GIVES THEM NO RIGHT FOR ME NOT BEING ABLE TO COME IN 500 FT. OF ANY LAYS PLANT IN THE WORLD GOD DAMNIT THEY AHVE NO RIGHT IF I WANT TO STEAL THERE STUFF LET ME STEAL IT DAMNIT!!
(some of what you just read may not actually happened but we'll let you be the judge of that)

MY TOP SECRET PLANS TO OVER THROW:
THE GOVERNMENT,
THE LAYS PLANT
AND
McDONALDS
Well first me and some others will start to gang up in front of mcdonalds and one by one we will all order a McWater and we will drink it after that we will use the cups to form some type of bomb and then we will plant it into the play place and since I have a restriction order I will not be able to go with the troops YEAH RIGHT I am gonna drive there Standing on top of a tank  with a flame thrower and me and mah troops will burn that place to the ground!!
as for the government well me and the troops are gonna go to the beer store and get hammered before we do that we will all get in some tanks and monster trucks and we will go all the way to parlament hill and we will destroy that whole place and the minor details haven't been make yet but hey it'll be worth it (we will get hammered!!)
(again may not actually happen but we'll let you be the judge of that)

[today is Apirl 11, 2000 and it is time for somemore rambling!]

Man Oh MAN do I ever need a box!
why you ask well I am not really sure why but I think that it would be hella useful if I had one then if my teacher wants to come to mah house to meet the family and talk to mah parents I will tell him that I live in that box then I will climb in my box and leave my teacher out side in the snow/or/rain and just goto sleep and in the morning I will wake up as I am getting crushed in the garbage truck then I think I'll learn mah lesson . . . .nawww thats just a lie I could never learn mah lesson

ITS TIME FOR THE MOLMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR THATS RIGHT THE BUNS MASTER SONG!!!
buns buns buns 'a' master
buns buns buns 'a' master
buns buns BUNS 'a' MASTER
steak-fish eveyday
buns buns buns 'a' master
buns buns buns 'a' master
buns buns BUNS 'a' MASTER
steak-fish eveyday
buns buns buns 'a' master
buns buns buns 'a' master
buns buns BUNS 'a' MASTER

[April, 13, 2000]
MAN DO I EVER HATE THAT CHEESE!
you know what I hate?
I hate that cheese that thinks its all that and it is large and in charge
you know this type of cheese really reminds me of the all mighty (gay) Andrew
Its stinks its nasty
It looks like a blob of something unknown to human science
it has no legs or arms just a round-ish blob like body
it doesn't talk it just makes some type of garggling sound
OH WAIT
this is Andrew
ummmm uhhhh scratch that heh heheh ^.^;

[April, 20 , 2000. its been a while]

k this actually happened right here i was on Napster and no one was talking so i had a little conversation with well me
***
 <Kobra357> whats up?
 <Kobra357> the roof
 <Kobra357> i knew that
 <Kobra357> no you didn't
 <Kobra357> you can't lie
 <Kobra357> and if you do you goto the place called hell
 <Kobra357> so whats the downside?
 <Kobra357> uhh yes?
 <Kobra357> that put you in your place
 <Kobra357> no
 <Kobra357> yes
 <Kobra357> you suck ass
 <Kobra357> i do not
 <Kobra357> you shit wipe
 <Kobra357> hey
 <Kobra357> i am not
 <Kobra357> yea . . . you are
 <Kobra357> ohhh krillin
 <Kobra357> oh did I say that out loud
 <Kobra357> whoopsie doodle
 <Departed_666> Hi
 <japengson> HAHAHAHAH!!!!!
 <Kobra357> stop now
 <Kobra357> OK
 <Kobra357> STOPIT
 <Kobra357> what  . . . what are you laughing at?
 <Kobra357> your not espose to
 <Kobra357> well don't answer
 <Kobra357> I was having a fun time
 <Kobra357> talking to myself
 <Kobra357> what was i talking  about?
 <Kobra357> I KNOW
 <Kobra357> shaddup
 <Kobra357> I think you are annoying
 <Kobra357> SO
 <Kobra357> you gots problems with me?
 <Kobra357> YEA YEA I DO
 <Kobra357> come on then lets take this outside
 <Kobra357> NO
 <Kobra357> I DON'T WANNA MOVE!
 <Kobra357> DAMNTION
 <Kobra357> fuck you
 <Kobra357> WHOA
 <Kobra357> don't be gay
 <Kobra357> oooooohhhh veget- uuhhh nevermind
 <Kobra357> you know I read some some pretty funny stuff about vegeta
 <Kobra357> I  DON'T CARE
 <Kobra357> oh yes yes you do
 <Kobra357> NUH UUH
 <Kobra357> UHH HUH
 <Kobra357> NUH UH
 <Kobra357> BOTH OF YOU SHUT YOUR FACE DAMNIT
 <Kobra357> OR I WILL KILL YOU UNTIL YOU DIE!!
 <Kobra357> really now?
 <Kobra357> YES
 <Kobra357> you don't have the guts to
 <Kobra357> THE HELL WITH YOU I WANT SOME BOOZE
 <Kobra357> BYE
 <Kobra357> whatever
 <Kobra357> YOUR GAY
 <Kobra357> i am not
 <Kobra357> yes you are
 <Kobra357> DON'T BE BOTHERING A PERSON WHO HASN'T HAD THEIR BOOZE YET
 <Kobra357> reh
 <Kobra357> ::DRINKS::
 <Kobra357> YOU are GAY
 <Kobra357> no way man
 <Kobra357> what are you on about?
 <Kobra357> NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
 <Kobra357> yes yes it is
 <Kobra357> noway
 <Kobra357> MAN YOU ARE SOOOO GAY
 <Kobra357> I AM NOT YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSWIPE
 <Kobra357> hehehe
 <Kobra357> you funny
 <Kobra357> SHUTUP!
 <Kobra357> NO YOU SHUTUP
 <Kobra357> NO YOU SHUTTUP
 <Kobra357> WHY DON'T YOU ALL SHUTTUP?
 <Kobra357> geez have a shit fit
 <Kobra357> reh I am done my rambling this is hella boring
 <Kobra357> BYE BYE YOU FREAKS!!
 <Kobra357> lol
***
you may ask why my name is Kobra357 well it is because my brother signed up for it and well thats his mighty (gay) name
LMAO

A Prayer for the Stressed!
 
 

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen
*i didn't write that and i am not sure who did*

this is something i gave to my sister
(she found it funny)
THE ONE WHO LOOOOOVVVVEESSSS CARLA AND YUEJUT AND LIKES SHIT ON A STICK AND LIKES TO HUMPS TREES AND LIKES TO LICK PEOPLES ASSES FOR FUN AND WANTS HER OWN PERSONAL FREIZA  and FREIZA LIKES YOU " WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY FOR HOLY MATORMOLI NOW BRITTANY DO YOU TAKE FREIZA TO BE YOUR LOFFUL WEDDED HUSBAND TO HOLD AND TO CARE FOR IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH UNTIL DEATH DO YOU PART? "I do" AND DO YOU FREIZA TAKE BRITTANY TO BE YOUR  LOFFUL WEDDED WIFE TO HOLD AND CARE FOR IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH UNTIL DEATH DO YOU PART? "I do" AND I NOW PRONOUCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE YOU MAY KISS EACH OTHER OK OK NOTHING TO SEE HERE ONLY SICK PEOPLE WANNA SEE BRITT AND FREIZA KISSING GET OUT YOU PERVERTED PEOPLE AWAY AWAY eugh YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK MINDED I AM OUTTA HERE ::RUNS OFF AND LEAVES FREIZA, BRITT AND THE PERVERTED PEOPLE ALONE::
bye bye!!

[April, 23, 2000 time I wrote more in: 4:13pm YaY more rambling ]

K people this is  A TRUE STORY I SWEAR ON THE HOLY BIBLE ITS TRUE !!! but its funny
About a half an hour ago  My sister and I were biking around near carla's house (the crater) and there is a park near there (thats why we were near the crater we wanted to goto the park)  and since it rained so much the last few days there were lots of puddles. I wanted to go on the swings except well there were these HUGE ASS puddles under them, anyway Britt and I were already wet because we were driving threw the puddles in the fleid to the school called St. Jean Berbuff AANNNYYYWAAAYY well we were on the swings {some asses were off to the side looking at us} and we were talking about if we fell in and me being an ass well I tried to get off my swing and I slipped and I did a swan dive into the water {damn my sandals!!} I was soaked and covered in gravellyish sand stuff , those asses that were watching us were laughing SO hard at me and my sister was to. well then I had to ride home (man wet jeans are sure hella heavy) and every person that I seeed I yelled to them that I was an ass and I fell in a puddle
***
wasn't that a crazuh adventure? yea many people would think that I was imbaraced well I wasn't but it sure was hella funny YOU should have seen my face

a little thought of deanna . . .
did you ever wonder what it is like to live inside on of those blue gel freezer-thingys?
***
Deanna calling out bingo numbers (I was doing this in the morning I was running a bingo hall well not really I was just walking around shouting numbers and letters and words and stuff)
"Q 14"
"mom is there and 'H' in thw world bingo?" "no" oh there is no 'h' in bingo" three seconds later "MOM! is there and 'H' in the word Bingo?" "no" "Oh so what your saying there is No 'Q' in bingo and there is an 'H' right?" walks off "HEY BRITT MOM SAYS THERE IS NO 'P' IN THE WORD BINGO!!" "whoa mom is messed we all know that bingo had a 'p' in it" I walked outside and started to sing off key "Hey its the war! and I will kill you on the floor oh my god its the
door hey man look at thAt bug " *points to a smashed worm* walks inside and screams " B 12"
"G 908"
"q 9"
"L 24"
and so on and that is another true story and I swear it is
***
One of the many thoughts of deanna . . .
it sure is fun to slap people with a wet glove (i did that)
***
"dad can I have a crowbar?"
"why?"
"Oh just to go around town busting people's faces"
"you don't need a crowbar use your fist"
(true story . . . . man I have a weird family)

my sister and my dad
"daddy , I need a shot gun and a pot to  put on my head!"
"you can only have a gun if your in the army first then you can have a pot for your head"
"YAY!"
(true again)

well I am making a kamishibai based offa what i was gonna put here, me and my sister taking phone calls from people from tv shows-like porunga and bill nye . . . well you know and the sad part is well uumm it really happened (hey we were awake all night and when it happened I tryed to speak the namek language like Dende does when he makes wishes it was sooo jokes)

OK I didn't do this I guy on my street did his name is Sneaky Pete
this retarded girl comes on my street with a new water gun [a really shitty one] and she thinks that sneaky pete, slut-ful katie and all the rest are her friends, and sneaky pete walks over to her "Oh what you got there? oh a nice gun"*takes gun* "ok here I'll give you the gun *girl reaches for the gun* and I won't shoot you with it if you run home right now" *girls takes the gun and runs off*
*me and britt over on our lawn cracking up at that*
K now I have met dumb people but I mean come on

[April,26,2000 6:40pm and I am in a mood to ramble]

A New people(s)?
kay you people just cause he's new you can't go outta your way to be mean to him k class meet Rielly (pronounced Rie-lee) *deanna is standing in front of a class and no one is there beside her who in holy hell is she talking about?* No rielly you can't sit there thats MY seat , But , eh, NOWAY, *gets pissed off and knocks over the teachers desk*

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RWUMPER!! hey does anyone own a sammy chung DO you wish that your name was big bear little john foot?? HEY I WONDER WHAT BURTER TASTES LIKE ya man Hey Rielly are you ok? uh oh noway hehehe I am NUTZ! hey its funneh it be I have lotsa fun ^.^;; ¾ß¤¿HAR AHR¤³ØÖ Hee hee I am sillly hey I spelt that wrong K now bye bye *_*

{April, 28, 2000 MORE MORE AND EVEN MORE!!}

HEY DO YOU LIKE THE WORD BRATCH?
well I was told by an old time-ee person that it was a cross between a bitch and a brat I WAS SO INSULTED! :koff bul shit koff bull shit koff koff: HEY YUEJUT  My sister likes Yuejut well maybe not BUT she DOES love Viniger of the spice boys ok ok but I lied BUT I know she is obbsessed with Spice also from the spice boys (she likes him because he looks and acts and kinda talks like Zarbon) ::gulps and looks at her sister who is holding a gun to her head:: I lie ::gulps:: so much its not even funny . . . I am ..  . I am NOT SORRY ITS THE TRUTH ::her sister shoots her:: ow thats gotta hurt . . .

Its time for the moment of the millei- uh thats a gay word
yep you guessed it ITS TIME FOR A DEANNA'S QUEST FOR KNOWLIDGE
(actually real thoughts)
hmmm what would life be like if someone could melt
*??*
hmmm I wonder if I had wings could I swim
*??*
if life was never-ending like it says in that song then why do people die?
*??*
Is it me or is ir hot in here?
*??*
Why am I not on tv?
*??*
I wish I could fly
*??*
is it me or is that guy soo friggin gay?
*??*
why don't people have wings?

[YAY, May, 5 , 2000, I am BACK]
***
well here is a true story and man its SOOO gay
K like last weekend I went to lisa's house and we walked to this park and some gay gay tub o' lard wearing slut-wear *shudders* man that was a site 'a bigger blacker carla' so anyway she wanted to fight with me and lisa so this fat ass is screamin and bein' all out gay and I just broke out laughin' at her gayness she is one of thoses people that do all those so SO gay hand gestures and since lisa was behind me she was mocking her by being so so flamboyant with the hand gestures and me still laughing at her gay gay ways , man i swear i never laughed so hard at- wait maybe i have but still it was hella funny

k this isn't a really funny story but I have to tell it
Well yesterday i was biking to the store and right around the corner to me house I went to stop at the road and well the bike i was on has really REALLY good brakes I uhh kinda flew over the handlebars man I feel like a jack ass but I really hurt my nose and I sprained/ chipped/ broke my finger.
then some people called a friggin ambulance I was okay but they kept telling me that I need medical attention well I had a dream a few days ago that I fell off my bike and they made me goto the hospital and man o man I hate needles ALOT , and of coarse they were giving me needles left right in' center in my dream so i didn't wanna go but then I went home and had a gay ol' time!

EUGH
I HIT ME HEAD HURT BAD WANT NOODLE HAVE NO FUN ASK LORD FOR BEER TELL HER THAT HER RUMPS AS BIG AS THE QUEENS

I'm a Jamaican bob sled team

I wanna goto lumpy doo hey man I think that my eggs are done
~EGGs??~
`WHAT IS SHE ON ABOUT?`
hey don't make fun of ME STOPPIT I MEAN IT STOP! YOU ARE SOO MEAN TO ME STOPPIT! GRRR I AM LEAVING ::storms off::
~O . . . K~
`maybe i should talk to her`
*its your fault shes pissed*

I would rather be destroyed then be killed by deanna

[MAY, 12, 2000]

shitty dick this is boring . . . hey does anyone have a wet nap ::looks around franticly:: HEY STOP LOOKING AT ME HEY YOU GUYS GUESS WHAT I HAVE!! Oh Yea I am in here alone all well HEY A MIDGET!!! I think that I should be able to keep a midget as a pet . . . ::screams to her mom ' HEY MAW CAN I HAVE A PET MIDGET?!?!?':: hmm I could sure could go for some chicken fried rice mmmmm . . . .rice You know I should kick someone in the ass HEY LOOK A SHINEY  THING ::picks up a toonie :: HEY THE THONG SONG!! ::turns up the pc speaker really loud:: whoa my brother is getting pissed all well , ::starts to sing:: HEY I MADE A SOUND FILE OF ME SINGING THE PARTICLE MAN SONG AND DIGGING UP BONES (i am such an ass) hehehehe ::yells at her brother for no damn reason:: you know I want a drink of pop ::looks in a pop can that has been sitting on the computer desk for a week plus:: hmmm smells ok ::drinks it:: EWWWW 'scusting GROSS EWW ::spits it out:: I am still thirsty ::Takes another swig of pop:: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH ::spits out and whips the pop can at James (james is her brother)::

IN THE NEXT TWO MINIUTES YOU WILL SEE HOW GOOD Z-MAXplus IS AND WHY <insert some racers name here> and <insert your mom / dad / sibling 's name here> IN THE NEXT TWO MINIUTES YOU WILL SEE HOW GOOD Z-MAXplus IS AND WHY <insert some racers name here> and <insert your mom / dad / sibling 's name here> use it alot'n'such

DAVE LOVES HANAGATA!!

HEY A CLOTHES PIN!! ::grabs it from her sister:: HEHE ::runs off:: WICK DICK ::throws it at James who still has the old pop on him::

I think that I shou- lookit that lookit that!! ::points at the wall and pauses::  . . . . its a wall

K SHUT UP DAMNIT
REH FRIG OFF
GO TO HELL
stupid sticky thing that won't get off me arm

[May, 20, 2000]

MOMMY'S NOT HOME
yes she is, she upstairs right now you dumbwipe
OHHHHH

K right now I am about to explode!! I WANNA KICK MY DAD IN THE ASS! ok I AM OVER IT!! I WANT A BURRITO DAMNIT ::screams 'I WANT A FRIGGING BURRITO MOM!!' no answer:: oh this sucks ::chugs down another can of pop:: WHOA I YAMMED THAT POP ::burps and says'burter':: ::thinks:: mmmmm smashed pork rinds (gag me) I WANT TO LIVE INSIDE A DOUGNUT!

true story
k today in class we were talking about the paticle theory, and mr teacher said something about if we had an some really big and bad microsope we could see the holes in the stuff (i think it was a block of wood) and I just said fer no damn reason 'what if you looked in the microscope and some little man came out one of those holes and walked away' i laughed at that . . .

GRUB!

I wrote a poem dedicated to sneaky pete
wanna hear it?
well to bad i am typing it anyway

***
Sneaky Pete, Sneaky Pete
Hes this fool on my street
The kind of guy I like to beat
He smells like stinky feet and rotten meat
I think he is really dumb
I wanna kick him in the bum
Even more when I have Rum
Run . . . . uhhh YUM!
And I can't stand this strain
I wanna smash him in the brain
Boy, I really like this game
He is so very lame
Maybe I should break his face
Tie him like a shoe lace
I can win this race
Then you'll get off my case
What did Sneaky Pete do to me you ask?
I dunno, but in this glory I shall bask
This is such a simple task
To rip off his protective mask
I think he is such a flake
Man, he really takes the cake
I will hit him with my rake
And throw him in the lake
I might kill him at this rate
Mayve I'm just up to late
Or this may be just fate
Oh, I hate him, so much hate.
***
wasn't that nice class?
hehehe

Eugh I am going away now I am tired and. . . . ::passes out and falls off the chair::

[June, 12, 2000 its been awhile]

My BOLONI HAS A FIRST NAME ITS H-O-M-E-R MY BOLONI HAS A SECOND NAME ITS H-O-M-E-R hehehe AHHHHH
::falls off chair:: ah floor pie in my eye
H-O-M-E-R

Hey I wanna go surfing on my door!

I HAVE ALL OF THE BUrGER KING DBZ TOYS WELL EXCEPT THE REGULAR GOKUUUU! BUt WHO GIVES TWO SHICKS?

GOHAN
*&* >> here is where norm. Goku would be!
KRILLIN
*&*
SUPA SAIYA-JIN GOKU
*&*
VEGETA
*&*
FRIEZA
*&*
PICCOLO

The Many MEs!!
That was a waste of time
yea I know
Man this Sucks we are stuck with an Idiot person
DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!!
sorry you ass
yea what-ever
reh your still a dumbass and you suck alot
SHUT UP YOU DICK WIPES! ::smashes head against the board::
PICCOLO!!!

I ::burps:: oi Io'm JEICE ::poses like Jeice::
Okkay whatever I am doind was controlled by umm err ehh uhh me?

BOOZE

[November, 19, 2000 it has been a LONG LONG TIME]

::leans over Your chair:: IS IT OLD?!?!

MATTTLLLOOOOCOCKCKCKCK
 DAMN YOU WITH A ATURTLE BOOB

AND I SHAKE MY LITTLE TUSH ON THE MATLOCK, YEAH ON THE MATLOCK ;bwah; I SHAKE MY LITTLE TUSH ON THE MATLOCK

DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
::man on tricycle falls over::
BRWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

I came to see your Utopia, it looks more like a fruitopia.

mmm fork, THE EYE OW MY EYE THE FORK THE BEATING OF THAT HIDIOUS FORK!!

Melting Clocks
No Keiya for you!
No Keiya for me!
No Keiya for them!
No KERPAL NOT THE TYPE WRITER, ANYTHING BUT
THE TYPE WRITER!!
Oooh that evil fax machine . . .
I wish I was the leader bean
Poor poor jean
Got stepped on by that fax machine
One day I was walking by
In a parking lot
Then i lost my eye
And smashed with a pot
Met Bill nye, the Science Guy.
Matlock started to rot.
MATLOCK HE WILL NEVER DIE!!

Deanna Taylor

Copyright ©2000 Deanna Taylor

OH PISS OFF!!!!!!!! ummm welll you see marge got kidnapped and taken to the
uhhhh HOLyland and I have to go rescue her........ YEA!! I SHOULD DO THAT!!

no you shouldn't.

WHO THE HELL ASKED YOU?!!!?!!!

umm no one.

EXACTLY!!!!!

WELL EX-CCCCCUUUUUUUUSE ME!! IM SORRY I WAS BORN jeez!!!!
 

PISS THE HELL OFF!!!!

NEVER!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH YEA!!!!! WELL EAT LEAD umm FIST YOU FAX MACHINE!!! haha

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAH FAX MACHINE!!!AHAHHAHAH ..heeey

Well i'm sorry that you turned out to be a fax machine but i haven't so
plachh...::crosses arms::

LOOK!! YOU ASS!!! I AIN'T NO FAX MACHINE!!! DO YOU UNDER-THE HELL-STAND?!?!!

ok ok i understand, but you are still a fax machine.
[britt wrote that ^]

[I signed that in someones Guest book]
WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER, WE DON'T WANT ANYMORE BEARS!!! NO SOUP FOR YOOOOU!!!!!!!!!! Please No not the iodine, ANYTHING BUT THE IODINE ::melts:: now look what you went and did, HEY DOES ANYONE HAVE DR. SPAITSO?! IF YOU DO NOTIFY MEEEEE DAMMUT!!  thank you . . . . LOVE THE PAGE!! ITS GRANDER THEN MATLOCK!!! hehe gotta love the duh duh duh duh duh duh  ::tricycle falls over:: BWRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
There is very little meat in these gym mats.
HERES JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 okay thar you are ! ::dances to smooth criminal::

I think about stuff like how one time I lost my dog in the toilet and then I realized that it wasn't my dog it was actually a peice of crap. then this other time i was eating a burger and I fell out the window, and I broke my head and it fell off. Then This other time I was drinking pop and then i realized i wasn't drinking pop I was actually drinking  windex, then I farted fire for a week. and this other time I went to school and then I realized I wasn't wearing any clothes, and the other day I was walking and some dude threw a donut at me and they yelled 'HAVE A DONUT!' and then I was like 'EWWW NOOO!' and then I stepped on it, and this other time I was walking by this store and some man walked up to my face and smashed a grapefruit in it, then I was like Mmmm grapefruit and this other time I was on the computer and someone just smashed in the door and he ran over to me and hit me with a pole and I just stared at him until he was done stealing everything I owned, then I was like HEY YOU SUCK and he dropped my house (which is a cardboard box) and ran off crying, it turns out that was little timmmy it was a quite sad story infact he died that night when he was running off crying yeah he was crossing the road and a sattlelight landed on him . . . poor timmy, then this other time I was walking out on the street beating with my head with a stick and I kept on yelling Ricola over and over then this dude with a Fezz told me about the gold that is hidden in a pile of gold. opps anyway I was stabbed in the head with a fork and I kept going on about if the people wanted piccles I was wearing my favourite apron that day yeah it said cook those buns on it, and that night my snake burned so I had to eat beans and twinkes (again) man my life is gay LIKE HELLO I LIVE IN A CARDBOARD-DAMN-BOX and its warm in here . . . excuse me, but my microwave johnny cakes are ready.

So you are saying we are definitly gonna win? WOO HOO!! I won't be needing this ::Runs into the bathroom and flushes a trophy down the toilet:: . . . MARGE SOMEONE BROKE THE TOILET!!!

WAY TO CROSS A ROAD; NO ROAD

It was a fine day. The sun was shining. Birds were singing. Crosby was licking the pavement where somebody dropped his or her ice cream.
"WHAOAIAOAHOAOA!!? Crosby screamed standing up. He ran out onto a four-lane highway laughing like a mad man.
Meanwhile off in a forest clearing a Man, named Ben was sitting on a rock eating a piece of wood.
?So . . . . .? he said to a bush. ?How?s everything been goin???  The bush was silent.
?I ASKED YOU A QUESTION!!? He screamed at the bush spitting wood chips everywhere. The bush was still silent. ?YOU HAVE SOME NERVE INVITI?? Crosby?s big ugly foot interrupted Ben. [Crosby kicked him in the face]
?Ow . . . . .? Ben said as he slowly fell off of the rock.
Crosby stopped [being a nice guy that he is] and helped poor Ben up.

?HI I?M CROSBY!? Crosby screamed in Ben?s ear.
?UYGUJkhjkhuGH . . .. I?m Ben.? Ben sat back up on his rock and continued eating his wood. Crosby was getting uncomfortable with the situation, so he decided that he would start a conversation, but he didn?t know where to start. So he stood there like a dumbbell, with someone?s old nasty ice cream dripping off his chin.
?Can I have some of that?? Ben asked eyeballing Crosby?s ice cream drenched chin.
?SURE!? With that Crosby picked a leaf off the bush and smeared some ice cream on it. He handed the ice cream smothered leaf to Ben. Ben licked the leaf enthusiastically as Crosby watched in awe. When Ben was done licking the leaf he had a major craving for more old ice cream, but Crosby had finished licking his chin, so there was none left. Ben looked disappointed.

?Hey where did you get that ice cream?? Ben asked in an eccentric manor. Crosby was confused and didn?t understand the question, so after many tries, Ben and Crosby were on their way to the dropped melted ice cream. After about twenty minutes of running Ben and Crosby realized they were lost in the forest.
?DAMNATION BEN YOU GOT US LOST!!? Crosby yelled at Ben. Ben looked tremendously hurt by that statement.

?Oh Its not your fault Ben . . ..? Crosby hugged Ben, apologizing. Ben caught a whiff of the ice cream and he went off his rocker trying to smell his way out of the forest.
?I CAUGHT THE SENT!!!? He screamed as he headed westward. Crosby ran after him. They must have run for ten minutes, but to Crosby it felt an eternity. They FINALLY reached the four-lane highway. The foul stench of exhaust fumes hung in the air, it caused Crosby to cough like a beast.

?So we have to cross this highway, right?? Ben asked, Crosby shook his head yes. Ben ran out on to the road and ran back before a car could smash him, after many many attempts they finally made it to the fourth lane without getting nailed by an automobile. All of a sudden a racing jalopy rust bucket of a car, came barrelling at them, they stopped as if they were two moose in the headlights of a Mack truck. The car smashed them. They were SO dead.
Do you know who was driving that car? Well to say the least it was a corpse . . the corpse of Matlock. How was he driving you ask? Well his dead foot happened to be taped [with duct tape] to the gas petal. He couldn?t swerve because he was dead. As he drove along the Highway [after he smashed Crosby and Ben] the Highway happened to bend slightly and he didn?t turn so he went right off of the highway and his car got stuck in a tree. Matlock?s festering corpse smashed out of the window and rolled down the hillside in to a slowly flowing river.
 

To be continued . . .?
 

By: Deanna ?The Hooded Man? Taylor

OH THE TURTLE BOOOOOB
THEY KILLED HIM!!
OOOOOO
Showed you
MAtlock will lead the way
NOOOO IVORY NOOOOOTTT THE TYPEWRITER
BBQQQQQQ

Ow the burning dying burning dying burning dying burning dying burning dying burning dying burning dying burning dying burning dying burning dying burning dying burning dying burning dying burning dying smashing burning dying smashing killing buring smashing melting assing burning melting DEATH!!

NO MORE B - 4 - 4
NO MORE B - 4 - 4
NO MORE B - 4 - 4
NO MORE B - 4 - 4
NO MORE B - 4 - 4
NO MORE B - 4 - 4

melting clocks with a K
SPECIAL 'K'

D-E-D
DEAD

BEN MATLOCK WILL COME TO GET YOU AND YOU WILL BECOME DEAD!!

CORNHOLIO NEEDS T.P. FOR HIS BUNGHOLE!!

I AM CORNHOLIO
I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE
I - HAVE - NO - BUNGHOLE!!!!

Deanna's favourite sayings:
MATLOCK
D-E-D DEAD
ASS
SHOWED YOU
DON'T BE GAY NEAR ME
K NOW DON'T BE GAY NOW
HOMO!!!
That Picture would be good if it was better
You know damn right
SHICK
K you . . . .  are gay
Grub
GOTO THE HELL
STOPPIT LOOKING AT ME
shut your pie hole
ok i'll do that
It seems I am better than you
SHIT!
hey come on time to get up and die
shitty dick
DAMNATION
buhdter
duhdtee
luhtdou
bindi
CRAP!
like I have seen dead be for but i mean you are so dead
you WILL FEEL MY WRATH
Mwah hahahaha
hey rielly wassup?
knob hobbler
QUEERLORD
you are a gay fag that is gay
hey lets all eat something
why don't you have a nice warm glass of shut the hell up?
GUY!
jeez . . .