The Force
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten then frodo came home again,
so yeah i was walking and frodo and i were talking and along came a rap tapping on my chamber door
i shivered and told frodo that something was a rap tap tapping; tapping on my chamber door, he told me to hump the floor.
i looked around me and him were on the ground as the rap tap tapping came a tapping again
from my chamber door i could hear and smell the soggyness of the floor while listening to the rap tapping on my chamber door.
"Who's there" I shouted waiting for an answer from my chamber door.
"'Tis I... forevermore!"
I crept over to my chamber door sliding along the floor, the place had a nice valure and frodo is who must i adore
through the peep hole that i peeked, seeing the thing that i seeked, there it was like a hideous buzz i exploded in laughter
as the thing rap tap tapped again on my chamber door.
"What is it you want, my friendly four?"
"I want YOU!" he busted down the door and picked me up, i screamed and frodo looked up at me and i said "OH MY!"
Twas THE RAVEN- VULCAN RAVEN! I was suprised as the scary thing dragged me out my chamber door, there was no more rap tapp
tapping on my chamber door, i was now in the hall as OCELOT came in i was like "WHOA?!" and he said that i smelled like
din din..
"MY MY THIS HERE ANAKIN GUY MAYBE VADER SOME DAY LATER NOW HE'S JUST A SMALL FRY HE LEFT HIS HOME AND KISSED HIS MOMMY
GOODBYE SAYING SOON IM GONNA BE A HOT GUY! IM GONNA BE A HOT GUY! IM GONNA BE A HOT GUY!" Britt fell into the situation
I melted down the road with Ocelot and Vulcan Raven and Frodo and Britt so I fell in a sewer and i awoke in my chamber pot
with frodo at my side, it made me glad but he wasnt sad and i was like "n_n" and so frodo confessed his love for me one day
and i fainted and i fell down the stairs and i brang balence to the force.

~owari~ 1