andrew during his time at auschwitz c. 1944

"it was not too pleasant of a place, played dodgeball on the weekends. that was really our only leisure point. i used to write stories of how wizards would visit me one day. i watched the sun disapear behind the mountain. i noticed that the sun wasnt as sad as I was, because it wasn't in a concentration camp. i would sometimes breathe so loudly that people questioned if there was something wrong with me. I would assure them that I was merely looking for attention. I found a garden snake who I subsequently threw 50 feet that was the day that I received a sponsorship for the united states polo team to play basketball. i taught myself a secret language that I refuse to share with anyone. 

A significant event that I remember was when the three cows escaped. They created an invisible carriage that was pulled by two cows and ridden by one. I made an attempt to board this carriage yet I was not strong enough. However, I managed to snap a picture with what strength I had left. 

I created electricity when I was 9. I used it to make popcorn.  The popcorn I created tasted of, tasted of, no tasted like spaghettios. I would always take pictures, of people at the bank. it reminded me of happy jew days."

Andrew passed on to the afterlife before this interview could be concluded.