Govynda changes topic to "he is brave SephMagus...."
Govynda changes topic to "he was not afraid to die, not brave SephMagus!"
Govynda changes topic to "he was not afraid at all to be killed in nasty ways!"
<Reythe> Bravely bold Dark Magus rode forth from Camelot
<Reythe> He was not afraid to die, O brave Dark Magus
<Reythe> He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
<Reythe> Brave, brave, brave, brave Dark Magus
<Reythe> He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
<Reythe> Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
<Reythe> To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
<Reythe> And all his limbs hacked and mangled, brave Dark Magus
<Reythe> His head smashed in and his heart cut out
<Reythe> And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
Govynda changes topic to "his head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his bowels unclogged and his kneecaps split and his balls...."
<Reythe> And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis...
<Govynda> we must have 2 different scripts.....
<Reythe> this is just what you sent me
Govynda changes topic to "you're happy 'cause you smile, but how much can you fake?"
<Govynda> i have the official script out of the python book. i didn't get mine from the web.
<Reythe> This thing, all things, it devours
<Reythe> Birds, bees, trees, flowers
<Reythe> Gnaws iron, bites steel
<Reythe> Grinds hard stone to meal
<Reythe> Slays kings
<Reythe> Ruins towns
<Reythe> Beats high mountain down
<Reythe> what is it?
<Govynda> oh well, i wasn't looking at it anyways.
<CorenMagius> wind
<Govynda> a duck!
<CorenMagius> wait time
<CorenMagius> the hobbit
<Govynda> very small rocks!
<CorenMagius> time!
<Reythe> damn, Coren you are the first to get it right!
<CorenMagius> I've read the hobbit
<Reythe> but try this one....
<CorenMagius> 4 times
<Reythe> It cannot be seen, it cannot be felt,
<Reythe> It cannot be heard, it cannot be smelt.
<Reythe> It lies behind stars and under hills.
<Reythe> In empty holes it fills.
<Reythe> It comes first,  and follows after,
<Reythe> ends life, kills laughter.
<Reythe> what is it?
<CorenMagius> air
<Govynda> Me!
<Reythe> nope
<Reythe> nope
<Reythe> air does not kill life
<CorenMagius> I can't remember
<CorenMagius> wind?
<Govynda> but i do.
<Reythe> and Vyn can be seen
<Reythe> nope, wind can be felt
<Govynda> sometimes.....
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<Reythe> who the hell?
<Govynda> a klingon vessel while under a cloaking device!
<CorenMagius> just a sec
<Reythe> quick, ready phasers
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<Govynda> note to self: to rid unwanted guests, talk about star trek.
<Reythe> yep
<Reythe> anyways, no
<CorenMagius> Dark!
<Reythe> a klingon vessel under cloak can be felt
<Govynda> btw, i have adama's jacket from battlestar galactica.
<Reythe> yes!
<Reythe> hey, you cheated didn't you!!!!???
<Govynda> not true. people laugh when it's dark.
<CorenMagius> I've got an esay one...and yes
<Reythe> but when it could be eternally dark?
<CorenMagius> A box without hinges,key, or lid, Yet golden treasure insideis hid.
<Reythe> who's laughing then?
<Govynda> i will be.
<Reythe> what are you asking?
<CorenMagius> This is the riddle
<CorenMagius> A box without hinges,key, or lid, Yet golden treasure insideis hid.
<Reythe> i'm sure you will, as will i
<Reythe> but what are you asking?
Govynda changes topic to "i'll be waving my hand, watching you drown, watching you scream, quiet or loud..."
<CorenMagius> Guess what it is
<Govynda> a duck!
<Reythe> the treasure?
<Reythe> or the box?
<CorenMagius> The box
<Reythe> so, you're asking what kind of box it is?  Because this is an almost pointless riddle
<CorenMagius> yes
<CorenMagius> You should know this
<Govynda> watch it be something stupid.
<Reythe> me?
<Reythe> a rock?
<CorenMagius> yes your the one asking the riddles of hobbit
<Reythe> a toliet?
<CorenMagius> nope
<Govynda> please define the word "box"
<Reythe> and it's not a toliet?
<CorenMagius> a container
<CorenMagius> nope
<Govynda> a box-shaped toilet???????
<Reythe> it's a container...temporarily
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<SephMagus> MSI got stupid
Govynda thinks to herself, "it could be carried by an african swallow..."
<SephMagus> the answer to ya'lls riddle is "Ball of Twine"
<Govynda> but box-shaped?
<CorenMagius> Yes it could but its not a coconut
<Reythe> repeat the question again
<SephMagus> he one about the golden bo
<SephMagus> x
<SephMagus> Oh...a tinder box
<SephMagus> I'm trying to remember where that's from...
<CorenMagius> A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid
<Reythe> it never said it had to be box shaped!
<CorenMagius> nope
<SephMagus> Matt...what book is that from?
<SephMagus> DAMMIT!!
<SephMagus> A FUCKING EGG!!!!
<Reythe> it's something really stupid that we should know isn't it?
<SephMagus> I should have rememberes
<Govynda> but a box is obviously box shaped. my geom book said so.
<SephMagus> IT"S AN EGG!!!!!!
<SephMagus> right?
<Reythe> but, a box is anything that holds something right?
<SephMagus> Coren!!!
<CorenMagius> Yes an egg
<SephMagus> Is it an egg?
<SephMagus> I RULE!!!!
<CorenMagius> The hobbit
<Reythe> so, why can't a box be a sphere?
<Reythe> or maybe rectangle
<SephMagus> "...but a word of caution to this tale...if Hercules fights, you shall fail..."
<Reythe> there are many rectangle boxes
<SephMagus> "Excues me...?"
<Govynda> because it would be hard to keep a shpere shaped box on a shelf......
<Govynda> now, ovals a different subject
<Reythe> i mean, to say that a box MUST be box shape (ie: cube), then what is with all the rectangluar ones?
<Govynda> like a hatbox.
<CorenMagius> next
<Reythe> yes!  A cylinder could be a box!
<Govynda> no, i was saying that the box had to be a container with four sides having depth
SephMagus is listening to One Winged Angel MP3 Instrumental version...full orchestra!
<Govynda> but, i would hardly consideer egg yolk a 'treasure'
<SephMagus> THIS RULES!!!!!!
<Reythe> but, Coren defined "box" as a container, and no where is it written that a container must be box-esque
<CorenMagius> An eye in a blue face, Saw an eye in a green face. "That eye is like to this eye", Said the first eye, "but low place, Not in high place.
<SephMagus> I oove this version!!!
<SephMagus> LOVE IT!
<SephMagus> LOVE IT!
<SephMagus> LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<CorenMagius> give me it  then
<Govynda> but i didn't like his definition, so i found my own.
<SephMagus> no way
<SephMagus> get it yourself!!!!!!!!
<SephMagus> lol
<SephMagus> sno.simplenet.com
<CorenMagius> where!
<SephMagus> the ULTIMATE Spehiroth site
<Reythe> but it was his definition that was put before us to define "box"
<SephMagus> even has the meaning of his name
<Reythe> so, we have no choice but to use it!
<Govynda> damn.
<SephMagus> I'm not just saying it's the best because that's it's title...it really does have EVERYTING!!!!
<Govynda> you misspelled sephiroth.
<SephMagus> I know
<Reythe> do you mind, Seph?  We are trying to have a civilized discussion here
<CorenMagius> the next riddle is:
<CorenMagius> An eye in a blue face, Saw an eye in a green face. "That eye is like to this eye", Said the first eye, "but low place, Not in high place.
<SephMagus> fish in a lake
<Reythe> so, by using Coren's definition, a toilet could clear fit
<CorenMagius> nope
<Reythe> what are your thoughts Vyn
<SephMagus> A relfelction of some sort...?
<Govynda> i just PM0ed them to you.
<CorenMagius> nope
<Reythe> ok, i'm still having problems with the last riddle!!!!
<SephMagus> hint please
<SephMagus> the last riddle was easy, Rey
<CorenMagius> It has to do with the heaven and earth
<Reythe> no, it's the fact that yolk is considered treasure!!!
<Govynda> was it an african or a european egg?
<CorenMagius> Ummmmm I'll have to cheack with the checken on that
<Reythe> with all that hippie propaganda
<SephMagus> Umm...can I have another hint, Matt
<CorenMagius> During the day what is the first notable thing in the sky
<SephMagus> the sun?
<CorenMagius> ummhmm now on the ground What looks like the sun?
<Reythe> you know it's all about a bunch of hippie crap with "life and death" and heaven and earth
<Reythe> a rock!
<CorenMagius> no
<Govynda> a duck!
<CorenMagius> no lol though
SephMagus laughs at Vyn
<Reythe> HOL IT!!!!   New material has been brought to light!
<Govynda> okay....by the answer of the last riddle: would you consider a uterus as a box?
<CorenMagius> Its a type of flower
<SephMagus> sunflower?
<CorenMagius> Ummmmmmmmmmmm I guess but the answer is still an egg
<CorenMagius> Close 
<Govynda> how would you consider that a box?
<CorenMagius> It can contain something
<CorenMagius> by my def
<Govynda> obviously the shell of an eggis more of a housing than a box. sort of like a turtle shell.
<Govynda> containers have lids.
<CorenMagius> It still contains the yolk
<Reythe> so, if the uterus protects a human egg
<CorenMagius> not always
<Govynda> yes, because they must contain something of some use.
<Reythe> all my tupperware containers do!!!
<SephMagus> ANYWAYS, you morons...back to the CURRENT riddle
<CorenMagius> Yes but what if you wanted something contained but not want it back out
<Reythe> but, wouldn
<Govynda> thats why maat made locks!
<CorenMagius> you can seal things thus removing the "lid"
<Reythe> you want the egg to eventually crack?
<Reythe> to let out the duck?
<Govynda> but every containter initially has a lid.
<Govynda> no matter if you seal it or not.
<Govynda> or to cook with it.
<Reythe> ergo, blowing your "not wanting it back out" theory
<Reythe> hah!
<CorenMagius> never mind. I have to go
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<Reythe> we've won the arguement
<CorenMagius> Thats the ansewer say so in black and wight
<Govynda> and the crowd rejoiced!
<SephMagus> Matt...what's the answer to the last one?
<Reythe> yreah
<SephMagus> yea
<CorenMagius> Sun on the daisies
<SephMagus> DAMMIT!
<SephMagus> so close....