The best thing about having a speech impediment in which you cannot pronounce the "R" sound, is asking your waiter for a "fork," and then watching the expression on his face...





...and then watching it change again when you hold up an actual fork, and it dawns on him that you just asked for an eating utensil and not a "fuhk".





Now the real question is, were they expressions of relief or disappointment? I couldn't be sure.