KAREL'S CHEESE HOUSE

802.
Q: What was the blond psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!

803.
Q: What was the blonde surgeon's claim to fame?
A: The world's first hemorrhoid transplant.

804.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.

805.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

806.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

807.
Q: What did the South African blonde give her boyfriend?
A: Apart-head.

808.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

809.
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Cause she blows the horn!!!!!

810.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.

811.
Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.

812.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!

813.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.

814.
Q: If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first?
A: The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

815.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.

816.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.

817.
Q: What is the definition of "fuck off"?
A: The final round of an all blonde beauty contest.

818.
Q: What's the white stuff you find in a blonde's panties?
A: Clitty litter.

819.
Q: What is a bellybutton for?
A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.

820.
Q: What is a blonde's only complaint about oral sex?
A: The lousy view.

821.
Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...

822.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

823.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

824.
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

825.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

826.
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

827.
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

828.
Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.

829.
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

830.
Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.

831.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

832.
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

833.
Q: HOW DOES A BLONDE PREPARE FOR SAFE SEX?
A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.

834.
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.

835.
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

836.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur within 5 miles of home?
A: She moved 10 miles away.

837.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.

838.
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

839.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

840.
Q: THERE WAS A BLONDE AND A BRUNETTE WHO WERE ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE. THEY BOTH JUMPED OFF A TALL BUILDING, AND A COUPLE OF SECONDS LATER, THE BRUNETTE HIT THE PAVEMENT, BUT NOT THE BLONDE. WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?
A: She got lost.

841.
Q: A GUY ASKED HIS BLONDE WIFE, "HOW DID YOU GET THE CAR IN THE LIVING ROOM"?
A: She said "I drove it through the kitchen and took a left."

842.
Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A BLONDE BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: She said "Yes, I've seen it done."