1371. Good looking
A good looking chick walked into an orchard and found a lovely pool in it,
and decided to swim. She looked around, didn't see anyone, and undressed. 1372. Young french girl
A young french girl was visiting New York when her cash funds run dry and
her visa expired. She met a sailor who agreed to stow her aboard his ship
that was about to sail. Every day he would bring her food and drink and
in return all she had to do was give him a bit of love, lacking much choice
the girl agreed. 1373. Short ones
Q: How do you tell the age of a dead baby?
Q. What's six foot long, grey and floats in the ocean?
Q. What's the greatest drawback of the jungle?
On the wall of a church was a sign, 1374. A telephone call:
- Hello! 1375. New Product Announcement from Black & Decker Ever wondered if your parking ticket would be blown away by the wind, or that it would be placed without regard to aesthetics on your windscreen wiper ? If so, this is the device for you. An all plastic parking ticket holder, which fits snugly on your windscreen is available for 9.95$. A wide range of colors to suit your car. You will never miss a ticket again. 1376. Thesis A biology graduate student went to Borneo to take some samples for his thesis work. He flew there, found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site he where he would make his collections. About noon on the second day of travel up the river they began to hear drums. Being a city boy by nature, the biologist was disturbed by this. He asked the guide, "What are those drums" The guide turned to him and said "Drums OK, but VERY BAD when they stop." Well the biologist settled down a little at this, and things went reasonably well for about two weeks. Then, just as they were packing up the camp to leave, the drums suddenly stopped! This hit the biologist like a ton of bricks (to coin a phrase), and he yelled at the guide "The Drums have stopped, What happens now?" The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said "Bass Solo" 1377. $ 1000
A man approaches his best friend's wife one day when her husband is at the
office. "Will you have sex with me?" he asks.
So the man shows up next day and slaps $1000 on the table and they do
whatever it was they did(!!!). In the evening her husband comes home a
little distraught: "Oh good, what a great pal he is. He came in this morning and asked if he could borrow $1000 from me and promised to return it this afternoon!" 1378. Show
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table
watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck
tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to
buy the duck from its owner. After some wheelin' and dealin' they settled
for $10000 for the duck and the pot. 1379. In the Sahara
A company in the Foreign Legion had spend three years in the Sahara desert
never having seen a woman. They finally decide to send one private on
vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a woman and tell them
all about it. After a week the private comes back all happy and relaxed.
The whole company crowds around him waiting to hear of his great escapades. 1380. In the Bible
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel and offered
hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner. After a while he started
advancing on her when she stopped him and reminded him he was a holy man. |