watcher6161: *... and snuggles.*
Shiva: *shrieking in the distance*
Midnightepyon: o.o *flails, falls over* x_x What was that?
watcher6161: Oh, nothing.
Shiva: GET IT OFF ME!
... really. ^^
watcher6161: *snuggle*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: ...Just a thought...but perhaps you
should check on the child.
Malithil: *SMACKS him upside the head as he hurries past him
towards Shiva's shrieking*
watcher6161: *cackles at Elfalis, who is snuggled*
Shiva: *being snuggled by a large worlf.* @_@ *wacks
at its side ineffecually.* Get OFF me you bag of fur!
Midnightepyon: Malithil: *arrives quickly enough, sees the
scene, and moves to leap at the animal*
Arael: *grabs him by the arm* Woah...let me handle this. *as can
talk to animals and whatnot*
Malithil: *looks extremely aggravated*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: *calmly thumps Skys on the head
with the hilt of his sword* Let go.
watcher6161: Wolf: *looks at Arael and Mali and
growels and says quite clearly through its muzzle* Riine!
Shiva: *twaps it again* I am not! Now get off!
*makes a hollow clanging noise* Nuu.
Midnightepyon: Mali: ...The lady requests that you remove
yourself from her person, now I suggest you do as she asks.
Arael: Come on, get off. o_O
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: ...*scowls*
watcher6161: *luffs, adores- gets speared off.* @_@
... owie....
Wolf: *lais its ears back and growels again* Ro!
Shiva: x_x Joshua, c'mon, get off. You're crushing me. I
can't scratch your ears if I can't breathe...
Midnightepyon: Malithil: *ears flick to the side once*
Arael: ^_^ Bah. She's fine.
watcher6161: Joshua: *continues growling at Mali and
Arael* Go 'way!
Shiva: @_@ ... *pushes at his side, trying to get out*
*is now on the end of a sharp, pointy stick.* x_x The...
pain.... *passes out*
watcher6161: Joshua: *snarls, snaps at them* Kill you!
Shiva: *bonks him on the head this time* You'll do no
such thing!
Joshua: *turns his head, about to snap at her but
remembers exactly who he's laying on and stops*
*growels*
Jetta: *retrieves her spear*
Midnightepyon: Arael: Kill me? Nyaha. ^_^ Funny.
Malithil: *sighs* We mean you no harm. But you are currently
laying on a dear friend of mine, and as she doesn't want you
there, I am asking that you heed her request.
Elfalis: ...Thank you.
watcher6161: Jetta: Twas naught. *nods, starts cleaning
it*
Joshua: *ears flick back and fourth, before lieing flat
again and groweling.*
Shiva: *sighs* Joshua... get off me already!
Joshua: Rine!
Shiva: I am not and you know it. Let me up.
Joshua: *growels.*
Shiva: *Voice Of Authority (tm)* Now. Joshua: *sulks, gets off, still eyes Mali and Arael though.*
Midnightepyon: Mali: *promptly moves forward and helps
Shiva to her feet* Are you alright, My Lady?
Arael: *smiling happily at Joshua* ^_^
Elfalis: ...It's been a while.
watcher6161: Joshua: *turns to bit Mali, but bounces
back with a 'ping!', after which he goes back to sulking*
Shiva: Yea, I'm ok. He just... get possesive. x_x
Jetta: *nods* It has. I trust you've been well during that
time?
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: *snorts* Well enough. You?
Malithil: I see that.
Arael: Hey. Be nice. ^^
watcher6161: Jetta: *nods* I have been well. Hunting
has been good this season, and I trust there shall be littles
by the next one. *smiles.*
Joshua: *Growels at Arael*
Shiva: He's a werewolf. O.o I don't mind it when Korul
gets clingy, but I keep remembering that somewhere in
the big, furry thing is an adult male. So... no.
watcher6161: *twitches*
Midnightepyon: Arael: You can try. But you seem to have a
muzzle on. ^^
Elfalis: *was moving to get his whet stone and misses it, nearly
falling over* Littles?
watcher6161: Joshua: *growels a bit, then sulks back to
Shiva, whgo scratches him behind the ears.*
watcher6161: Jetta: Well, yes. *gives him a perplexed
look* ... is something wrong?
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: No. Nothing. *starts sharpening his
sword habitually* ... *pauses a moment* What are littles?
watcher6161: Jetta: *thinks, trying to find the vocabulary
for this* Small people, the very young, newly ... born?
*nods* Yes. The newly born. Littles.
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: That's what I thought. *Shakes his
head as if to rid himself of that thought, continues tending to his
sword*
watcher6161: Jetta: *watches this for a moment, her
ears twitching before she grins* Littles make you
uncomfortable?
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: *scowls up at her* No.
watcher6161: Jetta: Then... what was this? *imitates his
earlier head-shaking*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: I don't know. It was just... something.
o_O
watcher6161: Jetta; ... it was done for no reason?
*looks confused*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: ...Sure. o_O
watcher6161: Poor Jetta. Elfalis is quite possible the last
person one wants to try and explain cultural ... thingies.
Jetta: *clicks her teeth together, still baffled by his
behavior.*
watcher6161: Zoot zuit riot.
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: Just didn't think ah... never mind.
*shakes his head again, sharpens sword, sharpens sword*
watcher6161: Jetta: ... did not think what? *is starting to
wonder if sword-sharpening is supposed to be
theraputic.*
watcher6161: *twitters in little circles*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: Nothing. *plants his sword in the
ground, uses it as an armrest* So who's the father?
watcher6161: Jetta: Ah. Well, whoever got taken as a
year-mate, or life-mated male. O.o
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: ... year...mate?
watcher6161: Jetta: Well, yes. *head tilt*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: ... I'm not sure I even want to know.
watcher6161: Jetta: ... you don't understand? *blinks*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: As I said, I'm not sure I particularly
want to. o_O
watcher6161: Jetta: Why not?
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: Because I'm slightly afraid of the
answer.
watcher6161: If he's afraid of how she answers, I'm
worried about how he'll react to how she eats.
Jetta: How... odd. O.o It is not as if we consume our
year mates when we tire of them.
watcher6161: Jetta: ... if that is what worries thee?
*perplexed look*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: *barks out a laugh* Surely you jest.
Ah...no. Just...forget I asked.
watcher6161: Jetta: *ears flick - she just doesn't get his
reactions.* As thou wish...
watcher6161: This is the story of a man named John, a
poor ex-marine with his little wanker gone...
Midnightepyon: o_O
watcher6161: Seems one night after getting with his wife,
she lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife...
Jetta: *hrms, then gets up.* I'm going to find a meal. ^^
I shall return later.
watcher6161: And it just gets worse from there, so I
won't go. ^^
Midnightepyon: *snickers* No! Go on! XD
Elfalis; Right then. Until later.
watcher6161: Jetta: Not that much latter. I think I'll
bring it back with me. *makes a sharp bark-like noise,
which could mean 'I'll be right back' and darts off to find
a late breakfast.*
Alright. ^^ Oh! Question: I kept getting the impression
that Elfalis thought that Jetta was the one who was
pregnant. O.o Was I right?
watcher6161: This is the story of a man named John
a poor ex-marine with his little wanker gone
Seems one night after getting with his wifeshe lopped off
his dong with the swipe of a knife...
watcher6161: Penis that is.
Clean cut
Missed his nuts
Well the next thing you know there's a ginsu by his side
And Lorena's in the car taking Willie for a ride
But she soon grew tired of her purple-headed friend
And tossed him out the window as she went around the
bend
Curve that is
Tossed the nub
In the shrub
Midnightepyon: ^_^ You were. He didn't want to admit that,
though. Would make him seem like...well...an idiot. He likes to
avoid that. ^_^
watcher6161: Go me. ^^
Well she went to the police and confessed the attack
And they brought out the hounds just to get his weenie
back
And they sniffed and they barked and they pointed 'over
there!'
To John Wayne's Henry that was waving in the air
Found that is
By the fence
Evidence
watcher6161: Well Peter and John couldn't stay appart
for long
So a dick-doc said, "Hey I can fix that dong!
Some needle and thread is all we're gonna need"
So the whole world waited till they heard that Johnny
pee'd
Whizzed that is
Straight stream
Even seam
watcher6161: Well he healed and he hardened and he
took his case to court
With a half-assed lawer cause his assets came up short
They cleared her of assault and aquitted him of rape
And his pecker was the only thing they wouldn't show on
tape
Film that is
Unexposed
Case closed
Y'all sleep on your stomachs now ya hear?
Midnightepyon: I heard of that. Happened in the states,
didn't it? o.o
watcher6161: And that's it. ^^ And yes, considering it
was a marine it supposedly happened to. O.o
Jetta: *comes back with a large bird, which she's nibbling
on*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: ...>_o
watcher6161: Jetta: Hrm? *has at least removed the
feathers from the thing. She's using her nails (long, sharp,
pointy, yea) to tear meat off the bits she can't get at*
watcher6161: That's an old song/poem type thing
though. I've known that for years. O.o
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: *averts his eyes* ...Methia de...
Midnightepyon: I know. But I remember the news story
waaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. ^^
watcher6161: Did I ever tell you about the guy that got
killed by a duck?
watcher6161: Jetta: Rn? Would you like some?
*head-tilt*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: Not in the least.
Midnightepyon: o.o nu
watcher6161: Man, I thought I'd told everyone that
story by now. ^^ Anyway, it was a few years ago after
thanksgiving and some guy decides to go jet-skiing. So
he's going along, and he hits a low-flying duck. At
speeds like that it's like getting hit in the head with a
cinder-block. Sadly, the duck did not survive the
encounter.
Jetta: *her ears droop slightly, and she goes back to
eating a bit more subdued.*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: ...*sighs, gets up, starts making a fire*
Midnightepyon: oh wait. Yes. You did tell me that one. ^^
watcher6161: Thought so. Fortunately it's not a long
story. o.o (And again - we see a culture clash. O.o
Offering someone a part of a kill is a friendship thing. ^^)
Jetta: *watches thus curiously*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: *has easily done this, and has a nice
good fire going, he then stands and walks over to his things,
among them, a small rabbit. He proceeds to skin this and impale
it on an already prepared pike.*
Midnightepyon: ...I've seen this done ONCE...so I don't
know if I'm describing this correctly. I do think he's supposed to
rip out some innards while he's at it, but meh. o_O
watcher6161: Jetta: *Watches this, her nose twitching
curiously* ... what are you doing?
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: Well...I can't eat your food. It would
make me sick. *glances up at her* Would you care to eat mine?
*starts cooking it*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: That and I don't think you've ever
eaten cooked food before. *shakes his head*
watcher6161: Jetta: *makes an agreeing noise*
Cooked? You mean stuck in a fire?
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: Sort of. You can't cook it too long, or
it gets burnt. And then it doesn't taste good. In my world, eating
food raw would kill most mortals, and makes elves very sick.
*keeps an eye on the rabbit as he speaks*
watcher6161: Jetta: Hmm. *head-tilt* Even plants?
O.o
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: No, plants are fine. Well...some
anyways.
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: Some are poisonous and
just...shouldn't be eaten period.
watcher6161: Jetta: *nods* It's the same amoung my
people, more or less. Some - eating the roots are fine,
others just the leaves. But if you eat other parts, one can
become very ill.
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: *decides the rabbit is cooked enough,
and removes it from the fire* I wish I had some spices with me.
Alas... *grabs a knife from his boot and carves out a slice of meat,
and holds it out to Jetta* Careful. It's hot.
watcher6161: Jetta: *nose is twitching like mad, and she
spears it with her nails - retractable like cats claws - so it
doesn't burn her and nibbles* This is... peculiar. Good,
but very strange.
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: Strange? *laughs* Well that's new.
Help yourself. *takes a leg for himself*
Midnightepyon: Wait. Did he just laugh? o.o
watcher6161: *double-take* ... he did. Middy, I think
he's sick.
Jetta: My thanks! *grabs the other leg, and gnaws on it,
taking care to suck the marrow out of the bones*
Midnightepyon: *eyes the elf* ... wierd pointy ear.
Elfalis: *raises a brow at her, but just shakes his head with a small
smile and eats his own*
watcher6161: If I didn't know better I'd think he liked
her.
Jetta: *seems rather pleased with the whole thing, and has
no qualms about nabbing bits Elfalis would probably
consider unplatable*
Midnightepyon: She would be the closest thing he's ever had
to an interest in women. how's that? He lives for the battlefield.
Women in his Realm are content as mages. They won't touch a
sword.
Elfalis: *finished his share, grabs his sword while she eats and
sharpens it some more*
watcher6161: Maybe it's the whole - 'yea, I eat things
raw and I can throw a spear pretty damn well' thing?
Jetta: *is actually a pretty meticulous eater - nothing
winnds up on the ground, and she hasn't made a mess of
herself, though she does seem to find licking things off her
hands to be perfectly acceptable behavior* *tilts her
head at her own, unfinished kill, and wonders what that
would taste like cooked.* ... *eart twitch* ... ... ... *is
thinking how Elfalis cooked the rabbit, and wonders if
he'd let her use the stick-thing*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: *blinks up at her, seems to notice her
inquisitive air* ...yes?
watcher6161: I'm guessing Jetta doesn't get much more
different than the girls back home. O.o Though may
wanna hold off on mentioning she's a shaman trainee of
sorts. ^^
Jetta: The... object, you used to... 'cook,' the rabbit?
May I use it?
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: The pike? *shrugs* Go ahead. Make
sure you don't burn it.
watcher6161: Jetta: *nods, grabs it, and after a few
minuets figures out how it would be best to spear her bird
on it and sticks it over the fire, wondering how she was
going to tell when it was done*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: *is...amused at this turn of events,
slows his sharpening so he can watch*
watcher6161: Jetta: *eventually figures out a method -
she turns the pike and punctures the skin with her nails, if
it beelds, it's not done.*
watcher6161: Jetta: *of course, this means it has a few
holes in it but...*
Midnightepyon: *cackles* XDD
watcher6161: Holy shit it's cute. O.o
Jetta: *finally decides it's done and pulls it off, and nibbles
on a wing to figure out if it's any good - it seems to be.*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: Well? *tilts his head* Which do you
prefer? Cooked or uncooked?
watcher6161: Jetta: I... am unsure. I'd say ... what was
that word, 'uncooked?' But only because I'm most
familiar with it as such. I cannot call it bad, just...
different. Very different.
watcher6161: Jetta: Would you try it...?
watcher6161: I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok...
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: Sure.
watcher6161: Jetta: ^^ *gives him the other wing*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: *takes a bite* ... *nods* Good. A bit
rare, but good.
watcher6161: Jetta: *blinks* Rare?
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: Slightly under-cooked. Some people
prefer it this way.
watcher6161: Jetta: *stares at him for a moment.* ...
you mean there are different ways to cook things? O.o
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: Well...yes. There's 'rare',
'medium-rare', 'well-done'... but that's only for meat. Eggs are
different.
watcher6161: Jetta: I... have no idea what any of that
means. O.o *nibbles on part of the breast*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: They're ways of cooking the eggs. I
prefer boiled. *shrugs*
watcher6161: Jetta: ... Ja. o.o Would you show me
these things someday?
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: You want me to make you eggs? o_O
watcher6161: Jetta: Well, yes. Is that strange?
watcher6161: *just dies laughing*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: ... ah...no. *looks like he wants to
laugh, but doesn't*
Midnightepyon: *snickers* ^^
watcher6161: Jetta: ... it is strange isn't it?
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: No! No...o_O No.
watcher6161: Jetta: *blinks at him* Well. ^^ I still
want you to show me about the eggs sometime.
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: Right...well...alright. Just...don't tell
anyone I'm making you eggs. o_O
watcher6161: Jetta: O.o Why?
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: ...Ah. I can't...tell you.
watcher6161: Jetta: ... ... why not?
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: Bec-
Sorin: Hey elf boy. ^_^ How's it hanging? *smiles at Jetta* Hey.
^_^
Elfalis: x_x
watcher6161: Jetta: ... hello? *looks back and fourth
from Elfalis and Sorin*
Midnightepyon: Sorin: o_O What? I came to socialize.
What's up? *sniffs the air* Something smells good. o.o
watcher6161: Jetta: *is edging away from Sorin, nervy*
Rn...
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: *jabs his sword at the god* Go away.
Sorin: o_O Watch where you're pointing that thing. And why?
*looks at Jetta, then looks at Elfalis* ...what are you doing?
Elfalis:: Nothing!! Now go...annoy Aven or something.
watcher6161: *finds this vastly amusing*
Jetta: *is not quite sure how to react to Sorin, but for
some reason his presence seem to agitate her a good deal
and she's on 'fight or flight' mode.*
Midnightepyon: Sorin: I would annoy the Aelorian, but he's
ah....busy. Mali's ... I don't know. So I came to poke at you. And
what's with her? *gestures at Jetta* She acts like I'm going to bite
you guys or something. o_O Chill girl. I'm about as harmless as
shampoo.
Elfalis: She wouldn't know what Shampoo IS, idiot. *stabs at him
again*
Sorin: o_O I'm beginning to think you are not a very happy
person.
Elfalis: *if looks could kill*
watcher6161: You know what? I just remembered that
Jetta has a vauge aquaintance with Sorin. ... ... a little too
late of course, but I remembered.
Jetta: *is protective of the food, and has her ears laid
back*
Midnightepyon: I think all your characters have a vague
acquaintance with Sorin o.o
Sorin: *smirks, grabs Elfalis sword hand so he can't stab at him
again and leans in close* What are you going to do if I don't?
Elfalis: ...I am going to impale you on a pike and let Jetta test her
new culinary skills on you. Now go away.
watcher6161: Uh, oops?
Jetta: *bad move Sorin - she dives at his legs and makes
an attempt to bite (sharp, pointy teeth remember?), and
sink her claws in*
Midnightepyon: Sorin: What the f- OW. *lets go of Elfalis,
reaches down and wrenches Jetta from his legs, he sets her on her
feet out infront of him* What is your DEAL woman!?
Elfalis: *looks quite baffled by this* o_O
watcher6161: Jetta: *growels at him and goes for the
eyes*
Uh, there's an explination for this. Really.
Midnightepyon: Sorin: *holds her back* o_O Yo man...call
her off!!
Elfalis: She's not a DOG, Sorin.
Sorin: Well STOP her. Geez. o_O
watcher6161: Jetta: *ties to bite a hand off*
Midnightepyon: Sorin: Are you sure she's not a dog? o_O
*said as he evades this, he eyes her teeth*
Elfalis: *scowls at him* I have half a mind to just-
Sorin: Alright alright. I'm sorry. o_O
Elfalis: ...Jetta. Stop. He won't harm us. He'll leave, right?
Sorin: Yeah yeah yeah. Just get her off me. o_O
watcher6161: Jetta: *has her ears back and hisses
angrily at him, but backs up a few steps.*
Midnightepyon: Jetta has her own language, correct?
watcher6161: Yes. *nods*
Midnightepyon: Just wanted to make sure. ^^
Sorin: *opens his mouth to speak, the words that come out are in
Jetta's native tongue* Thank you. Didn't know you were so
protective of him. *smirks, turns, walks off*
Elfalis: ...*has no idea what he said* ...idiot.
watcher6161: Jetta: *blinks - her ears flick up in surprise
before resuming their normal position* ... ... ... ... Rrnn.
*goes back to her seat, ears flicking occasionally* ...
Perhaps.
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: ...what did he say? Why did you
attack him? I could have handled him.
watcher6161: Jetta: I... am not sure how to explain my
behavior. *tilts her head*
I can!
Midnightepyon: Please do! ^_^
Elfalis: ...
watcher6161: Ok - think of the world Jetta lives in: big,
wide open spaces, not a lot of trees, herds of wierd
animals. Very natural, primative, predator-and-prey type
place. What is one of the best ways to befriend an
animal? Feed it. ^^ It's one of the reasons why the
food-gift thing would be considered a sign of friendship
amoung her folks. (For future reference - a gift of an
entire, large animal [or several] would be something of a
mate-gift, for want of a better term). Sorin comes
strolling into her current territory, compleately
unnanounced thus startling the hell out of her like the
sudden appearance of any large predator would, he
seems to be looking for her food (his comment about the
smell) and Elfalis's hostile reaction didn't help either.
Then Sorin grabbed Elf-boy. Now factor it all in
all-together.
watcher6161: In some ways, Jetta is a lot like a wild
animal, cause that's the kind of world she was raised in.
Midnightepyon: *is so...so amused* ^^
Elfalis: ...Well you didn't have to. He's generally harmless.
Annoying....but harmless.
A bit like you?
Elfalis: *smirks* I'm hardly harmless.
watcher6161: Jetta: He could have announced himself
first. *sulky - doing what Sorin did was considered rude*
Midnightepyon: Elfalis: *shrugs* The man's not exactly the
brightest.
