Poem: "Man I'm Glad I'm a Man"
Written by Unknown
Man I'm Glad I'm a Man |
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a
broad.
When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee. I go to a barber, not a beauty salon I don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on. I don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts I use my turn signal, I understand sports. Man, I'm glad I'm a man, Tell you the reason I am. I don't go through a phase Every 28 days. I pay cash at the grocery, no checks or coupons Don't take a lot of friends when I go the the john. I don't throw a fit when I break a nail I don't buy a lot of shoes just because they're on sale. I don't apply makeup in my rear-view mirror I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer. I drink beer from a bottle, not from a glass I don't ask my friends about the size of my ass. Man, I'm glad I'm a man, Tell you the reason I am. I don't face the pain Of water-weight gain. I don't spend two hours getting ready for a date I don't play with dolls unless they inflate. When someone asks me my age, I never lie After sex in bed, my spot's always dry. I don't read about orgasms in Vogue magazines I don't mind if my dates try to get in my jeans. I don't spend a fortune on French lingerie This is the same underwear I wore yesterday. Man, I'm glad I'm a man, Tell you the reason I am. I don't take a pill I don't use Massengill. Man, I'm glad I'm a man, Tell you the reason I am. I find Michael Bolton Completely revoltin'. Man, I'm glad I'm a man |