Blonde jokes by Matt |
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? Q: Why does the blonde stare at the juice packet in the morning? Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? Q: How do you kill a blonde? Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick? Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? Q: What's the mating call of the brunette? Q: What's the mating call of the redhead? Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (Regional joke -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts? Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? Q: What's the first thing a blonde says after having sex? Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? Q: Why do blondes have more fun? Q: How do you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? Q: How does a blonde part their hair? Q: What does a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common? Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?" A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Q: How does a blonde high-5? Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? Q: What to do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Q: How is a screen door and a blonde the same? Q: How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? Q: What's the advantage to being married to a blonde? Q: If a Blonde and a Brunette both jumped off a bulding at the same time, who would land first? Q: Two Blondes were walking along, and came to some tracks. One blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks," and the other said, "No, they look like Moose tracks." Q: What did the blonde call her pet Zebra? Q: Why did the blonde die drinking milk? [Jokes are collected by Matt] |