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| Whats
ya name bruz : Sergeant
Tom Croydon |
| Email
: CopShop@MountThomas |
| Date
: 11June2004 1730hrs |
| What
ya reckon bruz : Go ahead
Lloydy, recieving you loud and clear!
With your leadership qualities Lloydy,
you can have Maggies job. over. |
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| Whats
ya name bruz : lloydy |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| Date
: 13/5/2004 |
| What
ya reckon bruz : mobile
308 to base....are you recieving me
sergent croydon....... nice work kenny j
you knobber :P hehehe |
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| Whats
ya name bruz : Bethany |
| Email
: ilovebam@jackass |
| Date
: 050304 |
| What
ya reckon bruz : lynsey
loves wine!!!!!!! |
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| Whats
ya name bruz : lyns |
| Email
: |
| Date
: 26/02/04 |
| What
ya reckon bruz : u rock
on kenny j! meet ya under the bridge
later with ur port man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Whats
ya name bruz : Prune
juice lad |
| Email
: drinkwitme@thepark |
| Date
: about time to have a
port |
| What
ya reckon bruz : my port
of choice would have to be four crown.
hit his deadly. and tasty! (P.S) R.I.P
Hooksey, ya great bloke. well have a port
onya. |
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| Whats
ya name bruz : DJ James |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| Date
: 12-01-04... 2:26am |
| What
ya reckon bruz : A unique
& informative look at the gentlemanly
art Port drinking!! Look forward to
hearing more adventures how Port combines
with food drink drugs & lifestyles!! |
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| Whats
ya name bruz : anything u
want it 2 b bruz! |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| Date
: Jan 2004 |
| What
ya reckon bruz : Oh
yeah....PS......dont hold back on us
kenny j........I still wanna know what
happened behind that tree?............. |
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| Whats
ya name bruz : Classymich
|
| Email
:
[email protected]
|
| Date
: January 1st 2004 |
| What
ya reckon bruz : Well...
Bruz...kenny J....Youve got talent man
and boy does it shine through on this
site. REMEMBER: when sha music schtops,
ya take a schip. |
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| Whats
ya name bruz :
S.J.Tsakalos-Port-Jerky |
| Email
: stephen.j.tsakalos@
bigpond.com.au |
| Date
: 11/07/03 |
| What
ya reckon bruz : Great
stuff boys.I get together with a few
mates once a month just to drink Port.I
will send you guys the minutes of our
meetings & I will also send you our
Port anthem we sing at each meeting.Just
remember,when you open a bottle of Port
you are not allow |
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| Whats
ya name bruz : Kenny J |
| Email
: [email protected]
|
| Date
: 6 7 03..... and beyond |
| What
ya reckon bruz : since i
moved to carlton ( port drinkin capital )
i been slack drunk bastard. Promise to
update soon...... skull up! |
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| Whats
ya name bruz : wedgie
mcdedgie |
| Email
: |
| Date
: sticky one? |
| What
ya reckon bruz : update
this site bruz well luv ya for it |
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| Whats
ya name bruz : Dr johnson
|
| Email
:
bullfrog_shooter_69@kazaa |
| Date
: 27/5/o3 |
| What
ya reckon bruz : this is
the best site bruz the bucket man is
totally awsome. peace out Kenny |
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| Whats
ya name bruz : milo |
| Email
:
[email protected]
|
| Date
: i go on the net lookin
for dates |
| What
ya reckon bruz : i reckon
i got a job and i will be able to get the
net myself so i dont need to go to the
school or to kennys or shutties to send
rude pictures to gimpy_lu |
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| Whats
ya name bruz : Des |
| Email
:
[email protected] |
| Date
: 061202 |
| What
ya reckon bruz : What a
novel site ! I have had many fine Port
experiences down at Yorks on surfing
trips years ago. This has rumbled my
stomach with fine memories. Thanks |
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| What's
ya name bruz : volcano
girl |
| Email
: |
| Date
: 06\08\2002 |
| What
ya reckon bruz : kenn j
this is great. you have done a awesome
job and i had a good laugh at all of you.
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| What's
ya name bruz : toucan |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| Date
: yesterday |
| What
ya reckon bruz : what the
fuck? weevil port? u fucking rag ass
bastard! well what were u havin a go at
mee 4? |
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| What's
ya name bruz : karen |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| Date
: |
| What
ya reckon bruz : looks
good kenny |
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| What's
ya name bruz : lucifer
duncan |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| Date
: 10:09am |
| What
ya reckon bruz : Port is
as good as port adelaide power.......DOnt
u think....Its tops! |
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| What's
ya name bruz : marty |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| Date
: Independance Day |
| What
ya reckon bruz : Well
once i was told to go out and give it my
best because it was the heroic thing to
do so i did and i drank port |
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| What's
ya name bruz : caroline |
| Email
:
[email protected] |
| Date
: 03/07/02 |
| What
ya reckon bruz : well,
i'm from england, and i have to sadly say
that i have been deprived of port so far,
guess it aint as big over here, but i was
told to sign ur guest book anyway... jus
was gonna say that from the sounds of it
port is a pretty damn good drink so i'm g
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| What's
ya name bruz : gary
coleman |
| Email
:
[email protected] |
| Date
: 9:59pm |
| What
ya reckon bruz : I like
port.west end draught is my favourite
brand. I hate vb. i often buy a six pack
of port before the pub shuts and i carry
it around the streets by the plastic
holder thing. |
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| What's
ya name bruz : Brittney
Spears |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| Date
: |
| What
ya reckon bruz : Kenny
maybe we could have a port together |
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| What's
ya name bruz : ozzy |
| Email
: |
| Date
: 28/6/02 |
| What
ya reckon bruz : Turbo
Lover, I left alone after You Shook Me
All Night Long and Nothing Else Matters
because WE LOVE PORT!!!! |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : wedgy boy |
| Email
: Iwillsit@portpark |
| What
ya reckon : Fukin awsome
kenny, and all others who put out to this
web site. iv got some pussy next to me
who thinx ports "O.K" we'll
show them all. |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : brad |
| Email
:
[email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : i wanna bang
bucket man he is fuckin kool after a fwe
ports when i bang his loose ring |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Mr Buckets
|
| Email
:
[email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : When did you
cunts get me on camera doing what i do
best. I hope i get some royalties, and i
dont mean a few empty cans chucked my way
when ya drive past me. ( but that will do
) |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Jacko |
| Email
: I aint got no email yet
|
| What
ya reckon : I had no weed
an i couldnt get to sleep so i went an
got a bottle of Port an drank it. I was
sleepy after that, it did the trick. |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Loch Ness
Monster |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : I wanna buy a
flagon of Port and get wasted maggoty,
but i am short of cash. Can anyone lend
me three-fitty? |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Frau Noden
|
| Email
:
[email protected]
|
| What
ya reckon : Guten Tag
Port Lobers. Das konnte er am nachsten
tag ergrunden. Als sie ihm ihre schlanke
Port achtung. Port ist ihr nicht
wunderst. |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : keefy |
| Email
: LoL@[email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : argh argh
argh @ keef and his port drinking efforts
last weekend. argh argh. He fell over and
cracked his head on a rock. argh. spewed
his guts up and made a fool of
himself..... Keefy said "no more
port for me"..."dont see the
point in drinking"......hm |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : denzel
washington |
| Email
:
[email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : inni brudda.
Wupla good shit inni. Port been good to
me over the years eh. err. I know were
not going fishing........ |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : brad |
| Email
:
[email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : u's are all
insane |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Caitlen! |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : its tha
bestest |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : ToM |
| Email
: [email protected]
|
| What
ya reckon : you guys have
to much spare time, but this sites a
killer |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : NaFsy |
| Email
:
[email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : U crazy
mother fukkas, ToM JoNES u have some
crazy mates :P~~~~, PORT on bros. |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Nat |
| Email
: |
| What
ya reckon : ON YA KENNY J
YOUR A FUCKEN NUT!! |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Port
Puddle |
| Email
:
Doorwat@theQuorntownhall |
| What
ya reckon : Help Me!! I
am drying up! Please come and piss some
more Port on me, i will promise to look
after your longnecks in the garden. |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Trendy
Trev |
| Email
:
[email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : Someone been
pretending to be me, who is it?
"Yummy Yummy Yummy, i got spunk in
my tummy an i feel like sucking
you!" |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Russell
Morris |
| Email
:
[email protected]
|
| What
ya reckon : I reckon you
boys should stay off the port. Xavier
from St Kilda was gonna flog me cos he
had too much port, an his mate was not
much better. Dont flog me just cos i look
like russell! |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Tom
Roberts |
| Email
:
[email protected]
|
| What
ya reckon : youse are
silly duffers, can my mummy have your
hempty flagons? please? |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Klee bruz |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : what
the......... |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : porsecha
9000 |
| Email
: porsha [email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : this is
fucking cool. had a great time |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Keefy D |
| Email
:
[email protected]
|
| What
ya reckon : Not bad...not
bad at all bruz. Pretty sweeeet actually |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz :
Godsvomit(Tris) |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : i think this
site is hell sweet.it got some funny shit
on it....well kenny keep drinkin bruz and
hope ya find ya noongah bruz.. |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Jan &
Mel |
| Email
:
[email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : When r use
arseholes cummin in to have a port night
before we leave the pub? We mite even let
ya write ya name on the ceiling, if ya
aint had 2 much Port. |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Maynard
James-Keenan |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : Port rocks!
me an the boys drink 2 flagons between us
before each show. And i have a question
for u mr. J "why can't we not be
sober?" |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz :
Traditional dry red sucks
arse |
| Email
: your_mamma_was
[email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : Honce hupon
ha thime there whas twhoo sexy bitches
who were noonga & bukka, they halways
used to ghet hinto mischf in their
massives when they would become possesed
by the rhed dhevil who is as sly as a
male vixxxen, he disguise's 'imself as an
hunrefusab |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Samuel L
Jackson |
| Email
:
Bouncer@thefrontdooratrios |
| What
ya reckon : P.S. Its not
a wig! ARGH ARGH ARGH |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Samuel L
Jackson |
| Email
:
Bouncer@thefrontdooratrios |
| What
ya reckon : I reckon
youse boys were drunk on port when i seen
yaz! One was too wasted maggoty to cum in
an the other had chicken on his leg but i
let him in cos he was lookin for his
forty bucks, and forty bucks buys alot of
port. I will see youse boys when ya back |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : alby (yes
the alby) |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : I iz neva
drinkin port again, wif me north quornie
massives!. respec! den again ya iz neva
sure. aiight! |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : jordan |
| Email
: ichi_ichi_ichi_ass |
| What
ya reckon : bloddy ripper
its the best site of seen in years |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Whitey |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : Great stuff
kenny. |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Brudda Bob
|
| Email
:
[email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : hey brudda,
dis is da best site ebba! geee ur fuckin
deadly inni bruz!! |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : jordan |
| Email
: ichi_ichi_ichi_ass |
| What
ya reckon : well i do
have a port story it started at pumpas
where i had to keep guard of the port
while kenny and jamo went to the front to
have a few greens. it got a bit dodgy so
we thought we would head to mandys and
see wat she was doin had a couple of
ports the |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Rhys J |
| Email
:
[email protected]
|
| What
ya reckon : I feel sorry
for people who don't drink port, 'cos
when they wake hup that's the best they
will feel all week! -Rhys & Kenny- |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Stumpy |
| Email
:
[email protected]
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| What
ya reckon : SORRY,
KEN.......NO! |
| |
| Wat's
ya name bruz : Torch
girlie |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : "how
long youse planning on
staying?".."how long can we
stay?"...."5 minutes!" |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : PaYnTeR |
| Email
:
[email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : port is shit
but if u broke and wanna be so drunk u
dont know what the fuk is happenin drink
port. traditional dry red rocks aswell ;)
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Hava |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : RedEye, Get a
dog up ya! PORT JUNKY. Wednesday Port
night at Darts. Maybe we'll have a night
on the Printer Port. Good for the sole.
Who needs brain cells to go to Uni
anyway. If they let us in anyone can
join. Chao |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : trendy
trev |
| Email
: [email protected]
|
| What
ya reckon : port is
fucken tops, its the stuff thats gonna
make me a star, it gives me the
inspiration to make the wonderful and
heart felt songs that i sing wiv me mate
kenny@the park argh argh argh |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz :
jimmy_holmes |
| Email
: [email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : "its not
just a past time, its a way of life"
its the classy drink of poor ppl |
| |
| Wat's
ya name bruz : Kenny J |
| Email
: you fuckin know |
| What
ya reckon : i reckon
everyone that wrote in this so faris a
fuckin ledgend.(xcept jane doyle cos she
not as good lookin as nula!!!) I will ave
to shout ya all a drink of port....thanx
eceryone...lets make this the most
visited site on the net..argh argh argh |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz : Tony
Hillier |
| Email
:
[email protected]
|
| What
ya reckon : A wise man
once said, -"Once a portaholic,
always a portaholic, as it is not only A
way of life, it's THE way of life"- |
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| Wat's
ya name bruz :
no*wedgy*boy |
| Email
:
[email protected] |
| What
ya reckon : HELL.what
else can i say. my first portnight was
with kenny an rhys an james. kenny and
rhys were playin tony haks 2 twas funny
while james was spaced out to tha max |
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We
Love Port 