Yep, his name is Error. I wonder just what exactly does Error contemplate. He stands inside his house. He has no furnature except for a table. He obviously very well fed. He is a man of few words. One wonders what Error ponders whilst staring out his four windows. Does Error seek the understanding of the nature of the universe, does he search his soul for the meaning of life, his purpose for existence. Perhaps, he has found it, for he is ERROR.

One day a young man comes in dressed in green and asks Error. "Hello fine sir do you know where I can get into Maze Island?"

And to that he replied, "I AM ERROR."


The man in green then said, "It's nice to meet you Mr. Error, perhaps you can help me. Do you know where the whistle is to move that monster blocking the sandy valley to get to 3 Eye Rock Palace and Katsuto town?


And to that he replied, "I AM ERROR."


And Link gave the man such a quizzical look and then asked, "Where is the secret passage to Maze Island, I've been looking everywhere and I can't seem to find it?"


And to that he replied, "I AM ERROR."


Link became cross with the gentlemen, "Do you have any jars of magic or can you restore my energy! Cause, you know, I could really use that, and everyone else has them."


And to that he replied, "I AM ERROR."


"Listen bub, you can just stand there and not help me, and say the same crap over and over again, I don't have time for your lies. I shall take my leave of you, fool!"


"I AM ERROR."


Yes, he had found his purpose, for he was ERROR. He had found the true meaning of life and nothing else mattered.

THE ODYSSEY OF HYRULE