THE BIGGEST TRIFORCE RUMOR EVER

Okay, Okay, it's another Triforce Rumor, but there just something about this one that really gets me interested. I received it and thought that either it was the biggest hoax of all time or that this gamer struck paydirt. If any rumor should be investigated this should be the one. Attention gamers: Please do the the things on this guy's list and see if they work. If they don't then we'll have to give him a piece of our mind for sending us on the wildest Zelda goosechase (or cucco chase) of all time. Well here it goes, make of it what you will.

Kenneth M. Burton Revealed to the whole gaming World: Hey, video GamerX, I love your website and that is the only reason I'm giving you this information. I've finally been told the where abouts of the triforce, so don't waste your time on those rumors I've read about on your site. All of that "secret" or "lost" dungeon stuff is crap. I've got the truth written write here. If your not believing me maybe you should know that my second cousin is one of the vice presidents of NOA. I called her up and finally got in touch with her. I asked her, "where the heck is the triforce?" She told me that wasn't her department but she said she would try to get some information to me. Well, after about a week of waiting I finally got an email from her. It said that she had to go through alot of stuff to get the info but it finally came. She also said that the whole reason nobody knows where it is is because NOA decided to keep it a secret for about a year ( or until Zelda64 sales go down) to announce this secret hoping it would get people playing Zelda again. She also told me to keep this info a secret and not go spread it across the internet Heh heh heh. Well here it is First of all you have to have already beaten the game and viewed the ended. OK this next part is a little tricky but of course a secret like this isn't going to be easy! It dosnt matter if you've died already but you do have to have all 100 skulltullas (a reward a little more satisfying than that gold rupee huh). You don't have to have all the heart pieces either. First blow all the gossip stones into space using the bombs. You must keep track with which ones youve already shot off because they reappear (note: leave the 4 stones infront of the temple of time because you can't bomb them). Once this long feat is completed go to Link's house. Now play the song of time anywhere in his house ( you won't hear any noise but trust me it's working). Now go to Lon Lon Ranch and stand infront of Malon. Again play the song of time. Now play the same song once more any where inside the windmill in Kakorika village. Now this next part really suprised me. OK now return to links house and guess who will be waiting for you ...dark link.he will be sitting on the center table.he won't talk to you until you play sarias song. then after a short conversation he will teach you a very important song "the song of the sages"(you must remember it because it won't appear on the quest status menu) which will warp you to the sacred realm (this song will not work any where except in front of the 3 spiritual stones.( there will be a platform there, so it is sort of obvious where to play the song). At your arrival at the sacred realm you will find that all of the sages have been trapped in a large cage by Ganon. They tell you that the only way to set them free, save hyrule, and obtain the entire triforce is to defeat Ganon again. They combined their power to form another rainbow bridge leading down to a door. inside you will see the triforce.( it is not the same as your screenshot) if you walk towards the triforce, a green sphere will appear around it. ganon will fall from the ceiling and the fight will start. he will suck all of your weapons and shields and you will have to use the kid sword. It took me 52or 53 tries to finally defeat him.as soon as he is dead, the sphere around the triforce disappears. Hyrules returns to normal, the sages are rescused, and Zelda becomes ruler of Hyrule.and most important the triforce is yours (and it does show up on your quest status sheet).I know your probably not believing this but trust me. You won't regret it because the satisfaction of finally obtaining the triforce is great . ( boy is my cousin gonna get mad when she finds out about this!!).

P.S. I am looking forward to getting that page dedicated to me!

Video Gamer X adds: All I can say is...Wow...(with some reservations). No this isn't the page I would dedicate to the gamer that found the Triforce, but if all this proves false it will be the page I dedicate to his eternal cucco pecking. I really hope this one has truth to it. If it does then great, the mystery is solved, but if it isn't then everybody who wants this is back where they started, nowhere. I'm going to investigate this, and I decree that all other Zelda gamers who have nothing left to do in the game should do it.

Video Gamer X Updates: Sorry I haven't updated this page lately, but here's the scoop. Apparently, this rumor is a total hoax. Here's why. First off, there's no way for the game to memorize the fact that you beat ganon's second form. After you hit the RESET button the game reverts to the beginning and can only remember from you last saved position. The last time you can save is during the battle with Ganon's "Piggy" Form. So essentially, in the memory of the game it reads that you never went past this point. So to beat the game as a requirement is erroneous. Also, from the information provided there is no way to determine if you must blow up the Gossip Stones or play those melodies as young Link or older Link. I tried getting more from this guy be he never replied. One question it does raise though is, what's the deal with the Gossip Stones anyway? There everywhere. Some are really hidden in out of the way grottos, behind walls, or under rocks that can only be moved with special equipment. Perhaps the Gossip Stones to reveal some kind of secret in the game other than the rather useless information that they provide. I will be posting a page with the locations of all of these and the messages that they produce. I think there are 38, but I might have missed one somewhere. Heck, there's even one in Dondongo's Cavern. Anyway, I'm sorry Kenneth Burton but you are a total ass. Doing all your crap is a waste of time and doesn't lead to the Triforce. I also know that you have been passing this rumor around to other people. Hey, don't get me wrong it looks pretty legitimate but unless you decide to send some really good screenshots of all those occurances or a melody that is the Song of Sages then to me and everyone else your rumor is total BS. Summon the Cuccos on him I say. But only a few cuccos because he did get us to take a closer look at the Gossip Stones, and I still think these are a key to something. There is the remote, and I do mean remote, possibility that he is telling the truth but has confused the procedure or misstated the procedure.


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