 SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT TOO AND 3/8THS Uh, oh. Look at what I've done again. Another Joke Page. I just couldn't help myself I had to make another one. Be warned the jokes and insults will fly. If you have grey hair and count pennies out to the cashier at the grocery store from a change purse, watch Barney the Purple Dinosaur, or sing Jesus Loves You five times a day, then this page isn't for you. Otherwise if you have the balls (see, told you so) to stay here then enjoy the show. The Triforce could be anywhere and you know Nintendo is Hiding the truth from us. I mean, it has to be somewhere because we know for a fact that it is somewhere and it will take some Eagle-Eyed gamers to find it. I mean if People Like Ariana Almondoz and Kenneth M. Burton can find it then why can't we. The Triforce is out there, (whistling X-Files theme) and Nintendo is denying knowledge. It's all part of a masterminded conspiracy to cover up the truth, a covert black-op developed by Nintendo in conjuction with the Pentagon, at Area 51, and the Joint Chiefs to be used as a psycological warfare device to be given to infiltrating psychic agents who use remote viewing to make people want the Triforce and play Zelda endlessly. We believe in the Triforce, keep watching the screens it just might appear in a city near you. Oooooh lookie what we found, a Triforce on a Human Embryo Check out this pic. I am a major gamer, espically in Zelda. But, I also enjoy science. My new issue showed a human embryo. A GIRL embyro. Check out the back of the neck!!!! IT IS THE TRIFORCE!!!! IT at least looks like it. If you think I put this on it for a laugh, JOKE ON YOU!!!! If you do not believe me, check out scientific american magizene March 1999 issue. IT IS THE TRIFORCE!!! Sorry that it is a little out of allignment and done halffast, but once I saw it, I scanned it in and sent it to you. Check it out, its WIERD!! Ask if this is where Myamoto got the idea of the triforce in your interview. - Discovered by Brian "Dark Link"  Yep, he's right, I get Sci-Am too, and it's on Page 79. Must be a baby Princess Zelda in the womb from "The Legend of Zelda: A Link to My Umbilical Cord"  Ten, Hylian Bucks. Cut, Paste, Print and spend. Yippie! The following is the greatest most insightful letter I've ever gotten on "The Odyssey of Hyrule" Where do these people come from? I no beint likes Zelda, I t stupid likd you! Your page sux! Link is gay bitch, mario da bomb yo fagget ass. Trrifoce suxs. ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX ZELDA SUX This is actually a real letter. The temptation to put his email address on the site was very immense, but then again people so grossly inept should live lives of quiet desperation, frittering it all away on useless banter like this for us higher lifeforms to amuse ourselves with. I suppose this poor ignorant fool, just doesn't comprehend the depth of his stupidity. Did you ever wonder how to free all the dogs in Hyrule Market area and have them walk around in the Field. Well here's my sure-fire 100% satisfaction guaranteed step by step way to make all the doggies escape into the rest of Hyrule. Check it out for an awesome trick! First you have to find all the gold skulltulas, and have all of Link's items and have beaten Ganon. From Ganon's Castle warp to the Temple of Time and go back in time to link's kidhood. Now Play the Song of Time In front of the master sword 12 times, then hit it with a deku stick. Next, make sure you have some items in bottles. You will need, a bug, a fairy, lon-lon milk, and blue-fire. Now go to the fat lady who lost her dog's house, and pour out the blue-fire on her door step. Now she will open the door and let you inside. She will ask you for identification. If you have the gerudo's membership card she will kiss you four times. If you don't she will kiss you six times and throw you out! Now once you've been identified, she will tell you to go to the woman in Kakariko who "never stops cooking" Now go to Kakariko, and meet with the other fat woman with the beard who says, "Dinner isn't ready yet" She will say, "Ahh, I see you know my sweetie" and will ask you for the "secret ingredients" Supply her with a bug in a bottle, a fairy, and Lon Lon Milk. She will then teach you the "Song of Hooters" It goes like, Down C, Down C, Down C, Up C, Left C, Right C, Down C. Once you learn the "Song of Hooters" then go to the owl and play it in front of him. He will say it's such a lovely song and fly to the temple of time where you will have to warp to the Kokiri Village where you will have to meet with the Deku Tree Sprout in the future. Play the Song of Hooters for him and he will die and turn grey like the Deku Tree. Mido will come out from the entrance way and attack you. Mido will fight just like Dark Link, only he has the ability to "Turn off" your items at will with a spell called "Goofy Foot" where he does the hokey pokey and turns himself around. Just keep jabbing away at him with the Sword and you will prevail. When defeated, he will call you a traitor and teach you the "Song of Canines" which is A, Up C, Down C, Left C, Left C, A. He will then die. His girlfriend Fado will come and smack you in the face then take all your Rupees away. Now go back to Hyrule Market Town, and play the Song of Canines in front of her, you will hear that "you found something sound" and you'll know the trick works. Now go back to future from the Temple of Time and Play the Song of the Sun on the Zombies then Play the Song of Canines in front of the Zombie nearest the Alley (that's the fat woman from the past) She will turn into a White Dog! The dog will follow you into the Temple of Time. Now go back to the past. When you get into Hyrule Market Town play the Song of the Sun to make it Night. Now play the Song of Canines to make the white dog bark at the other dogs. They will all start running into Hyrule Field. Now all the dogs will be loose but they will look yellow with polka-dots on them out side. Now when ever you play the Song of Canines all the doggies will come and bark at you! And here's the screenshots to prove it!   (Thanks goes to MK Demon For providing these revealing screenshots.) Video Gamer X says: What can I say screenshots prove it all don't they. Who would have known you could get the dogs to get out of Hyrule Field. Awesome trick Video Gamer Y. If you believe that I've got a bridge to sell you! This is a fake trick, trust me.  (Image supplied by Andrew C.) During Link's offseason from fighting Ganon and his minions Link teams up with the Ghostbusters to fight ghouls, goblins, spectres and poltergeists with the Dynamic Quartet of paranormal investigators. Poe's beware because Link now wields a proton accelerator pack and quasi-planar ghost traps and is willing to use them if things get ugly. Doctor Peter Venkman thinks the increase in Poe sightings is due to the multi-phasic alignment of the forces of darkness in both Dark and Light worlds partially coinciding with the vernal equinox and Easter Island ritual of sacrifice. Ms. Jenene thinks Mr. Link looks dashing in his green tunic and would like to go out with him sometime but her apartment is being fixed right now.  Click on the blue writing you dummy! |