Vincent Lee's Car Section
The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of their accidents...
- Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have.
- I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
- A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
- A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
- The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
- I told the police I was not injured, but removing my cap I found I had a fractured skull.
- The pedestrian had no idea in which direction to run, so I ran over him.
- An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
- I saw a slow-moving sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
- I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I hit him.
- The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.
- I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident.
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