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Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

  1. During most police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a smoke-filled strip club at least once.
  2. When they are alone, all foreigners generally prefer to speak English to one another.
  3. If being chased through town, you can almost always take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade or a nearby Italian street festival.
  4. It's not easy but certainly do-able for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone with a calm, soothing voice to talk you down over the radio.
  5. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from most any window in Paris.
  6. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.
  7. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill -- just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always cover the exact fare plus tip.
  8. Cars that drop off the side of the road will almost always burst into flames.
  9. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
  10. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel sharply from left to right every few moments.
  11. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
  12. A detective can usually solve a case only once he has been suspended from duty or discredited for having made an error that cost the life of a follow policeman.
  13. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts -- your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
  14. No one ever involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
  15. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
  16. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds -- unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
  17. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.

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