- burn, baby, burn! -
	Tazz might as well be a jack-o-lantern, at least that orange outfit would have a chance of burning.
	now now...don't be shy, Tazz!

	Hey Chyna, Kane wants his gloves back!
	I love you Christian... but that top should be burned.

	LMAO! Why, Road Dogg, why???
	"Get rowdy"? How about "Get rid of those clothes"?

	Whatever inspired Jeff to do this to his shirt? Looks like something that belongs on Lita.
	Note to Matt: don't shop with Christian.

	Ahh, stuck in the 80's...I swear I saw him in an 80's teen flick and he had the exact same clothes on.
	If you smell-la-la-la-low what The Rock is cooking...hopefully that shirt is part of his recipe.

	ahem, this is supposed to look *sexy*?!?
	Mr. Hilfiger, would you consider looking for a different model?

	Ahh! My eyes! Jupiter's briefs are blinding me!
	umm, yeah...I just don't like this one.

	Even the RTC wouldn't touch these fishnet stockings with a 10-foot pole...
	...but I wish they'd done something about this. Remember, a push-up bra is Steph's best friend.

	Looks like the Big Show of the new millennium has resorted back to the old-school look of the 80's.
	Poor Essa finally gets back on TV, but wears tights that certainly will extinguish his short-lived Mexican flame.

	Tazz really knows how to go overboard with the orange.
	M.C's going for the "Tropi-Cole" look.

	Did anyone tell Justin Credible that tights + shorts = incredibly bad?
	HHH is suffering from the same thing that Raven is: Stuck-in-the-80's Syndrome.

	What the heck is this? Looks like a lampshade from the 60's.
	Now this is even worse. It's a very furry lampshade. Can you say "flammable"?

	Chyna should compost this bikini top; it would benefit the soil more than it would her.
	With this outfit, Chyna is just asking for her own incinerator.

	Please Perry, burn this ASAP! Spare us the agony! [I've already spared you some by not showing a view from behind...eww.]
	new! as Jason stated: "Matt Hardy - Abstract cow."