"...my pee is as no other pee for while Cthulhu's piss turns flesh into flaming cheese and Eris' mitteration is orgiastically intoxicating, only the great Jehovah (what am that I am) produces such fluids as are slightly metallic in flavor and capable of reducing I.Q. scores to the level of my faithfully narrow-minded zealots..."
(From the menu of Cabaret Discordia)