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Here’s a nice, clean one from June King of Camden, New Jersey.

Joke of the Week

Glossary

A Midwestern Methodist man marries a Lutheran woman.

Neighbors ask how they intend to handle the huge differences in religion.

He answers, “Well, this Sunday we won’t go to my church, and next Sunday, we won’t go to hers.”

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