Quotes about Chris (Some
quotes are paraphrased for brevity's sake...or may not resemble any morsel
of reality whatsoever.)
Jennifer Aniston (Friends)- "Who?"
Olsen twins (So Little Time)- "He thought
he was funny-he kept asking us if we were related, but he was nice once
our armed security had a little "talk" with him."
Anonymous- "I find Chris to be witty, charming,
handsome, funny, intelligent, warm, and generous."
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Chris on...
...Acting-
"know where the camera is at all times...they get really pissed if
you keep knocking into it."
...Improv-
"let me think about that and get back to you."
...Drama-
"Being able to cry=good acting...so I try to practice crying at least
once an hour, it's easy, I just think about my life."
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Chris' Birthday
Party Invites
Age 33
Greetings My Flock, Come celebrate the coming of my "Jesus"
year. Yes, Jesus was also 33 when it all went down...then up...then
down...then up-for a really long time. Well, I can't promise you eternal
salvation (I'm working on it though, so be patient-it's a virtue) but I do
promise a merry time. Not a Mary time, as she was a virgin and I don't
know many of those...but if you do, please invite them. Go "in
peace" to the Bitter Redhead, Friday, Oct. 8. Use Mapquest to find
your way, or follow the bright star if you're wise men. Note #2: I don't
know many wise men either...wisea$#'s yes.
The Good Shepherd
PS-Other than
Frankincense, Gold, and Myrrh, no presents.
Age 32
N.A. - You will have to send your birthday wishes north this
year-Vancouver, Canada to be exact. I received something I'd never been
given before, courtesy of the Canadian police: a breathalyzer. They pulled
me over for driving erratically, eh? I informed the officer that I'd only
drank one crappy Canadian beer that evening. He asked me to step out of
the car. I failed one portion of the test, as I couldn't sing the Canadian
National Anthem. (I told the officer it was silly they even had one.)
Fortunately, I barely even registered on the breathalyzer, meaning I had
plenty of room given the BAC limit is .20 in Canada (well, if it isn't, it
should be). I've now spent officially half my life driving and I've
learned to drive crappy without the crutch of too much alcohol!
Happy Birthday to
me! USA! USA! USA!
Age 31
Hello friends, confidantes, Romans; please plan on attending the
anniversary of my birth this Friday, Oct.11, at 8PM at Renee's-5th and
Wilshire in Santa Monica, CA. I may do a live re-enactment of the birth
pending on my mother's interest in flying out to do so. This is unlikely,
since she didn't really want to do it the first time. I may ask for
volunteers to take her place, so bring a towel. The rest of you observing
the event will be pretty accurately playing the role of my father...drinks
in hand and exuding mild indifference.
Consider your
presence your gift. Bring anyone you deem appropriate and/or attractive.
Looking forward to seeing you.
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