Hero to Zero

Bless my soul!
Herc was on a role!
Person of the week in ev'ry Greek opinion poll

What a pro!
Herc could stop a show
Point him at a monster and we're talking S R O

He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero!

Here was kid with his act down pat
Hero to zero
Just like that!

When he smiled
The girls went wild
With oohs and ahhs!
They slapped his face on ev'ry vase
On ev'ry VAHSE!

From appearance fees and royalties
Our Herc had cash to burn

Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you what's a Grecian Urn!

Say amen!
There he goes again!
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome
10 for 10

Folks lined up just to watch him flex
And this perfect package came with a pair of pretty pecks

Hercie, he comes, he sees, he conquers
Honey the crowds were goin' bonkers!
He showed the moxie brains and spunk

From zero to hero
A major hunk
Zero to hero
And who'd have thunk?

Who put the glad in Gladiator?
Hercules!
Who's daring feats are the great the-a-ter?
Hercules!

Is he bold?
No one braver!
Is he sweet?
Our favourite flavour!

Hercules, Hercules . . .

Bless my soul!
Herc was on a role!
Undefeated
Riding high
And the nicest guy
Not conceited

He was a nothin
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero!

He hit the heights with breakneck speed!

From zero to hero
Herc's a hero!
Now he's a hero!
Yes indeed