Disclaimer: Hercules --at least, this version -- and "I Won't Say" belongs to Disney. Mighty Orbots belongs to TMS Entertainment. Enjoy! ^_^
Okay, I admit it. This is the THIRD "video" that I've made with this song. But It's one of my favorites, and it fits Dia's situation perfectly. Imagine how mad she might be if she learned that Rob Simmons and the Orbots' Commander were the same man! Well, mad at first, anyway.
Vocals: Dia, Bo, Boo, and Oh-No. Orginal: Susan Egan (Meg), and Cheryl Freeman, LaChanze, Vaneese Thomas, and Lillias White (the Muses)
Music by Alan Menken
Lyrics by David Zippel
(Dia storms into her office at the Galatic Patrol Headquarters. She has just learned that Robert Simmons is also the Orbots' Commander. This revelation has left her confused and angry, particularly about not being let in on the secret from the begining.)
If there's a prize for
rotten judgement
I guess I've already
won that
No man is worth the
aggravation
That's ancient history--
been there, done that!
Chorus (Bo, Boo, Oh-No):
Who'dya think
you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and
heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right
through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of.
(Dia sits at her desk, staring at the two pictures in front of her. One is of Rob, and the other is of the Orbots' Commander. Furious, she knocks down both pictures. The photos are lying face down on the desk. She gets up suddenly, staring down at the frames.)
No chance, no way
I won't say it. no, no
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh!
It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love
(Dia turns away from the pictures and moves beyond her desk to a shelf with a small model of Mighty Orbots on it.)
I thought my heart had
learned its lesson
It feels so good when
you start out
My head is screaming
get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to
cry your heart out
Oh
You keep on denying
Who you are and how
you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit
the ceiling
Face it like a grown up
When are ya gonna own up
That ya got, got,
got it bad.
(Still fuming, but begining to weaken, Dia turns away from the model and walks over to a poster on the wall. It's a recruiting poster with the Orbots' Commander smiling his winning smile. Her expression softens, remembering her brave and noble hero. Then, with a hurt expression, she turns away from it abruptly...and faces Bo, Boo, and Oh-No.)
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
Give up, give in
Check the grin you're
in love
This scene won't play, I won't say I'm in love
(Dia walks back to her desk and sits down. Staring at the turned-down pictures, she looks as if she might burst out crying at any moment. Bo, Boo, and Oh-No walk over to her.)
You're doin' flips
read our lips
You're in love
You're way off base
I won't say it
Get of my case
I won't say it
Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love
(There is a message on her video-phone. She presses a button, and Rob's face appears. He is as the Orbots' Commander.
"Dia, I'm sorry I didn't let you in on my secret. I know I should have. Please forgive me. If you like, we can talk about over dinner. And I promice I won't order anything in another language. If you agree, meet me outside your office. I'll be there, waiting. I love you."
Dia presses the button that turns the video-phone off and stands up.)
Oh
At least out loud, I won't
say I'm in love.
(As she sings the last verse, Dia gently turns the two photos back up. She blows a kiss to each one and gives both pictures a smile. Then, she walks to the door and opens it, finding the Orbots' Commander smiling sheepishly at her. He offers her his arm, which she takes, and the two walk off together as Bo, Boo, and Oh-No look on, smiling knowingly.)
(I Won't Say (I'm In Love) from Walt Disney's Hercules. Rob's promice not to order anything in another language comes from the episode, Devil's Asteroid, in which there is a scene where Rob Simmons --not as the Orbots' Commander-- is on a date with Dia in a fancy resteraunt. He apparently has tried to order something in Satuarian and has ended up with "Shangta" (or something like that): Pickled forbrain of Saturian slugwart --or something... It was pretty disgusting, anyway, to the poor boy's embarrassment.)