Audience Partici-SAY IT!-pation
The film itself is a rare gem, but half the fun in the movie comes from audience participation.
Rocky Horror is one of a handful of movies that needs to be bitch-slapped back by shouting out things at the screen.
Have some fun and get some frustration out!
Below is a list of popular lines to shout back at the movie and where they are said.
LIBRETTO (BEFORE APPEARANCE OF LIPS):
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, God said "Let there be
lips." And they were, and they were good.
SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE:
LIPS: And he told us where we stand...
- On our feet
LIPS: Claude Rains was the Invisible Man...
- Who's Claude Rains ?
LIPS: They got caught in a celluloid jam...
- Yeah Jam !
LIPS: It came from...
- Where
LIPS: Outer space...
- Thank you !
LIPS: I saw Leo G. Carroll...
- Was fucking a barrel
LIPS: When Tarantula took to the hills...
- Lick it !
LIPS: And I really got hot when I saw...
- Janet's twat
LIPS: That spits poison and kills...
- Yeah, kills
LIPS: Dana Andrews said prunes...
- Gave him the shits
LIPS: And passing them used lot of skills...
- Yeah, skills !
LIPS: But when the worlds collide...
- Boom !
LIPS: I'm gonna give ya...
- Some joints and some pills
LIPS: Like a...
- Like what
LIPS: In the back row...
- Fuck the back row
CHURCH SCENE:
RALPH: Betty's gonna throw the bouquet...
- Hey Janet, do you have syph ?
RALPH: Hey, big fellow...
- How would you know ?
RALPH: See ya, Brad...
- See ya sucker
RALPH: Come on Betty, hop in...
- Think about it asshole... Wait till tonight, she got hers,
now he'll get his.
JANET: Now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt...
- Hapshit...
BRAD: Ralph's a lucky guy...
- No he's not. She's got syph.
WOMAN: I always cry at weddings...
- So do I, honey
BRAD: Betty's a wonderful little cook...
- She's the hottest baked potato in Denton... Yeah Denton ! The
home of happiness.
BRAD: A promotion in a year or two...
- If he doesn't get busted first
BRAD: Hey Janet...
- Sit on my face and wiggle...
BRAD: I've got something to say...
- Say it
BRAD: I really love the...
- Start's with an "S". Sku...Sku...Sku..Sku...
BRAD: Skillful way...
- What a fuckin' genius
BRAD: You beat the other girls...
- With whips and chains
BRAD: To the bridal bouquet...
- And that too
BRAD: There's three ways that love can grow...
- Sex, drugs and rock and roll
BRAD: That's...
- Gay, straight and mediocre
BRAD: Oh J-A-N-E-T...
- I want a blow
JANET: I'm so glad you...
- Fuck Mom and blow Dad
JANET: Oh, Brad...
- Oh, shit
JANET: I'm mad...
- Oh, shit
BRAD: Made me...
- Piss in my pants and then panic
JANET: Oh, Brad...
- You fag... I love you
CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
(At the beginning of scene)
- The man you're about to see has no fuckin' neck. Where's your
fuckin' neck ?
CRIM: I would like...
- You would, would you ?
CRIM: If I may...
- You may
CRIM: To take you...
- Where ?
CRIM: On strange journey...
- How strange was it ? It was so strange they made a movie about
it; not the book, the movie.
CRIM: It was a fairly ordinary night...
- Ordinary ?
CRIM: When Brad Majors...
- Asshole
CRIM: And his fiancee...
- Slut
CRIM: Janet Weiss...
- Veiss !
CRIM: Two young healthy kids...
- Healthy ?
CRIM: Professor Everett...
- Snot (Boos and Hisses)
CRIM: Now friend to both of them...
- Is it true that you're constipated ?
CRIM: There were dark storm clouds...
- Describe your balls
CRIM: They were driving...
- Is it true you're gay ?
CRIM: Badly in need of some air...
- So's your fuckin' neck
CRIM: Normal kids...
- Normal ?
CRIM: Spoil the events of the evening...
- Certainly not
CRIM: On a night out...
- Come a little bit closer, Chuckie
CRIM: They were going to remember...
- For how long ?
CRIM: A very long time...
- What a fuckin' drip
CAR SCENE:
(Scene opens)
- Hey dick, have you ever been a quitter ?
NIXON: I have never been a quitter...
- Bullshit
NIXON: To every instinct in my body...
- You call that a body ?
NIXON: But as President...
- You call that a president ?
NIXON: The interest of America first...
- What does America need, dick ?
NIXON: Needs a full time president...
- What else ?
BRAD: To that type...
- Yeah ! That type !
JANET: What's the matter Brad ?
- Make a sound like a cow
BRAD: A few miles back...
- Asshole
BRAD: Just have to turn back...
- Look out !
JANET: What was the bang ?
- A gang bang
BRAD: That spare tire fixed...
- Asshole
JANET: In the middle of nowhere...
- What's white and sells hamburgers ?
JANET: I'm coming with you...
- That'll be a first
JANET: Might be a beautiful woman...
- He is !
JANET: Never come back again...
- You should be so lucky !
(Before Janet sings)
- Buy an umbrella you cheap bitch...
- Sing bitch !
JANET: There's a guiding star...
- That must hurt
(Before Riff sings)
- Sing to us O hairless one !
CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
(At end of song)
- And Betsy Ross used to sit home and sew and sew and...
CRIM: That their plight required...
- Are you sure ?
CRIM: Or had they ?
- Nyah-ha-ha
CASTLE:
(Doorbell rings)
- Ding-dong asshole calling.
(door creaks)
- Say hello. Riff
BRAD: Hi, my name is Brad Majors...
- Asshole
BRAD: My fiancee, Janet Weiss...
- Veiss !
BRAD: You have a phone we might use...
- Look between Janet's legs
JANET: Yes, it's raining
- No shit, Sherlock-Are you an asshole, Brad ?
BRAD: Yes...
- Are you on drugs, Riff ?
RIFF: Perhaps you better both...
- Get lost
RIFF: Come inside...
- I don't care where you come, as long as you clean it up.
BRAD: Hunting lodge for rich weirdoes...
-Yeah ! Rich weirdoes... Hey Riff, which way ?
RIFF: This way...
- Follow the Bouncing Thumb
JANET: Are you having a party ?
- No, it's my sister's Bar Mitzvah
RIFF: It's one of the master's affairs
- Which one ?
(Clock chimes)
- Hey Riff, show us your mother
RIFF: I've got to...
- Smoke a bowl
RIFF: I remember doing the time warp...
- 1, 2
(Before criminologist)
- How is it done ?
MAGENTA: Into the time slip...
- Work that bird
(Columbia's tap dance)
- 2,4,6,8,10,12,14, Eat your hart out Ann Miller
JANET: Say something...
- Say something stupid
BRAD: How to do the Madison...
- I do the rock myself, I do the swim
BRAD: In a bit of a hurry...
- Left
JANET: Right...
- Left
BRAD: We don't want to be any worry
-(Simultaneously) We both want to fuck Tim Curry
FRANK: Stay for the night...
- Night !
FRANK: Maybe a bite...
- Bite
FRANK: My favourite Obsession...
- Sex
FRANK: I've been making a man...
- You call that a man
FRANK: Good for relieving my...
- Sexual
FRANK: So...
- What
FRANK: Come up to the lab...
- And fuck me on the slab
FRANK: With antici...
- Say it, Consta...
FRANK: So I'll remove...
- Your clothes. But what about those nasty symptoms ?
(Before Brad says "Thank You")
- What do you say when Frank fucks you ?
COLUMBIA: Too nice a job to rush...
- Yeah, rush !
BRAD: My name is Brad Majors...
- Asshole
BRAD: Janet Weiss...
- Veiss... Hey Brad, how do you spell urinate ?
COLUMBIA: Right arm for the privilege
- Or their left tit.
MAGENTA: The master does not like to be kept waiting.
- What do you do to an uncomfortable cock ?
(pause) Drop it ! Thank you !
RIFF: We are simply his...
- Slaves
LABORATORY SCENE:
(Before Frank says "Magenta")
- What's your favourite color ?
FRANK: Magenta...
- Where do you get your pot ?
FRANK: Go and assist...
- Woof-woof
BRAD: Brad Majors...
- Asshole
BRAD: My fiancee, Janet Veiss...
- Weiss !
BRAD: Weiss...
- Frank, do you speak French ?
FRANK: It'll make you feel less...
- Naked
FRANK: Offer them...
- Horse brutality
BRAD: Ungrateful !
- Superman !
FRANK: Perfect specimen of manhood, so...
- Big
FRANK: Proud of him, Janet...
- Hey, Janet, are you a slut ?
RIFF: Merely await your word...
- (pause) Hey, Frank, when's the orgy ?
FRANK: An accident to make it happen...
- A what ?
FRANK: That elusive ingredient...
- Who's your favorite on Star Trek ?
FRANK: Breath of life...
- Are you going to fuck everyone in the audience tonight ?
FRANK: Yes...
- Do you know about gay sex ?
FRANK: I have that knowledge...
- What do you hold under your arm ?
FRANK: I hold the secret...
- To Life ?
FRANK: Destined to be...
- Fucked !
FRANK: OK ?
- Hey Frank, How do you kill roaches ?
FRANK: Do better than that...
- Why don't you ask Brad and Janet ?
FRANK: What do you think of him ?
- Lie, Janet
JANET: With too many muscles...
- Just one big one
FRANK: Make him glisten...
- What's your favorite toothpaste ?
FRANK: Snatch, clean and jerk...
- Off
FRANK: One from the vaults
- A greaser from the freezer, a bat out of hell
FRANK: Oh Baby !
- I'm upset
FRANK: It was a mercy killing...
- Mercy, mercy, mercy
FRANK: Make me...
- Ooh ! Dance with a midget.
FRANK: Take Charles Atlas by the...
- Balls
FRANK: In just seven days...
- That's a week
FRANK: Just Dynamic Tension...
- Sing it bitch
CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
(As scene begins)
- I say that life is an illusion
CRIM: Life is an illusion...
- Like your neck
CRIM: Figment of our imagination...
- Like your neck
CRIM: Somber Bridal...
- Sweeeeet !
CRIM: A feeling which...
- Greeeew ! Unlike your neck.
JANET'S BEDROOM
JANET: Come in...
- And out and in again
FRANK: Why, nothing...
- Yet !
FRANK: All bad, is it...
- It isn't all Brad either
FRANK: Not all spent yet...
- For a nickel I will
FRANK: Cross my heart and hope to die...
- Stick a Dildoe in my eye
BRAD'S BEDROOM:
BRAD: What have you done with Janet ?
- Fucked the shit out of her
BRAD: Never, Never...
- Never, Never
BRAD: I thought it was the real thing...
- It is !
FRANK: Giving your self over to pleasure...
- It is in New Jersey
FRANK: Coming !
- So is Brad
LABORATORY:
JANET: Oh, Brad...
- Oh, Janet
JANET: Brad, my darling...
- Janet, my fish
JANET: How could I have done this to you...
- It was easy. But it would have been easier without the
pantyhose.
JANET: If only we hadn't made this journey...
- But you did
JANET: If only the car hadn't broken down...
- But it did
JANET: If only we were amongst friends...
- But you aren't
JANET: Or sane persons...
- Two out of three ain't bad
ROCKY: (Crying)
- Leave him alone, he's monster bating.
JANET: Did they do this to you...
- They sure did ! Those snivelling shits !
JANET: Dress your wounds...
- And undress mine
JANET: Baby there...
- That's no baby Janet 1, 2, 3, Hey Janet, you wanna fuck ?
CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
CRIM: Mental state...
- And you can only read about it, Shitlips
CRIM: A highly and irrational...
- Mouthwash
CRIM: Janet was indeed...
- A nymphomaniac
LABORATORY:
JANET: I was feeling done in...
- And pushed up
JANET: Couldn't win...
- Like the Mets
JANET: I only ever kissed before...
- What a crock of shit
JANET: I thought there's no use getting...
- Laid
JANET: And seat wetting...
- Yeah ! Wet seats !
JANET: I want more...
- More, more, more
JANET: And rub you down...
- Down, down, down
(As Frank starts whipping)
- Hit him ! Hit him, again ! Hit him, harder !
RIFF: Master, we have visitor...
- What does Captain Kirk say to his Chief Engineer ?
BRAD: Happens to be a friend of mine...
- What's your favorite fruit drink ?
FRANK: You came here on...
- A porpoise !
BRAD: I was telling...
- A lie
RIFF: The intruder has entered the building, master...
- Where could he be ?
FRANK: In the Zen Room !
- Not the Zen Room !
FRANK: In person...
- Oh, no, not the Triple-Contact-Electro-Magnet
SCOTT: Frank-N-Furter...
- Mit Kraut !
SCOTT: We meet at last...
- No, we meet at first
SCOTT: Brad, what are you doing here ?
- Oh, just fucking around
FRANK: What Brad Majors is doing here...
- Getting a good head
FRANK: I know Brad is...
- You promised you wouldn't tell
SCOTT: To find Eddie...
- Sweaty
FRANK: What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott ?
- Get conceited !
SCOTT: Eddie happens to be...
- My dinner !
(Janet moans)
- You blew it, bitch !... Musketeer role call, sound off
(Repeat all names, after each "Rocky")
- Uhhh !
MAGENTA: Master, dinner is prepared...
- And we helped ! What do you think of oral sex ?
FRANK: Formal dress to be optional...
- Toga ! Toga ! Toga !
DINNER TABLE:
(Various ad-libs while dinner is served)
FRANK: A toast...
- To cannibalism
FRANK: Happy birthday to you...
- Woo !
FRANK: Happy birthday to you...
- Woo !
FRANK: Shall we ?
- Hey Riff, deal me a slice
FRANK: Another slice, anyone ?
- And you took the food right out of my mouth, oh it must have
been while you were chewing me.
FRANK: Dr. Scott...
- Janet, Brad, Rocky, uhhh !
SCOTT: From the day he was born...
- Not the night, but the day
SCOTT: He was trouble...
- Not monopoly, but trouble
SCOTT: He was the thorn...
- Not the rose, but the thorn
SCOTT: In his mother's side...
- Not the back, but the side
SCOTT: She tried in vain...
- Not the artery, but the vein
SCOTT: Nothing but shame....
- Shame, shame, shame...
SCOTT: He left home the day she died...
- It's rockin' Scott
(After next four lines...)
- Shoo-Bop, Shoo-Bop, Bop
CRIM: Low-down cheap little punk...
- Yeah, punk !
SCOTT: But he must have been drawn...
- Shoo-Bop, Shoo-Bop, Bop
(Also after next two lines)
SCOTT: In a note which reads...
- What's it say, what's it say ?
LABORATORY:
BRAD: You mean...
- A vibrator
CRIM: And then she cried out...
- More ! More ! More!
JANET: You're a hot dog !
- Who's Tim Curry ?
COLUMBIA: I loved you...
- What did you say ?
FRANK: Not easy having a good time...
- Try Disneyworld
FRANK: And you shall receive it in abundance...
- What tastes good on corn flakes ?
CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
CRIM: Brad and Janet had both tasted...
- Frank's cock
CRIM: Forbidden fruit...
- Yeah ! Frank's cock !
CRIM: Of little morals...
- Yeah ! Little morals !
CRIM: And some persuasion...
- Yeah ! Persuasion !
CRIM: And what of the Floor Show
- Yeah ! Floor Show !
CRIM: What indeed...
- Where do you masturbate ?
CRIM: In an empty house...
- When do you masturbate ?
CRIM: In the middle of the night...
- The rates are cheaper
CRIM: Crazed imagination...
- Yeah ! Diabolical plan that seized Frank's crazed imagination.
CRIM: That this was going to be...
- A picnic ?
CRIM: No picnic...
- Oh shit ! And I brought the ants !
FLOOR SHOW/FINALE:
COLUMBIA: The only thing that gives me hope...
- Is smoking dope
COLUMBIA: My love of a certain dope...
- Yeah ! Dope
ROCKY: I am just seven hours old...
- And can't dance
ROCKY: The only thing I've come to trust...
- Is Janet's bust
ROCKY: Rush of lust...
- Yeah ! Rush !
FRANK: Whatever happened to Fay Wray ?
- She went apeshit !
FRANK: As it clung to her thigh...
- What ? The apeshit ?
FRANK: How I started to cry...
- I'd cry too, if I had apeshit on my thigh
FRANK: I wanted to dressed just the same...
- So did I, honey
(Various ad-libs while Frank is in Pool)
SCOTT: We've got to get...
- The fuck
SCOTT: My mind may snap...
- Crackle and pop
SCOTT: My life will be lived...
- Ok ! America, show us your underalls
JANET: God bless Lili St. Cyr...
- Hey Frank, whose pool is it ?
FRANK: Wait...
- Can you explain ?
FRANK: I can explain...
- This better be good, you got shot the last time.
(Start of "I'm going home" music)
- Ladies and Gentlemen, for one night and one night only,
Alfalfa's shadow.
FRANK: I want to come again...
- So does Brad !
MAGENTA: How sentimental...
- You bitch
SCOTT: Society must be protected...
- Fuck society !
RIFF: Say good-bye to all of this...
- Good-bye, to all of this
RIFF: And Hello...
- Hello
RIFF: To oblivion...
- Hi oblivion, how's the wife and kids ? (pause) First one to
scream gets it right between the tits.
MAGENTA: They liked you...
- Get paranoid, Riff
SCOTT: You did right...
- Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch
SCOTT: You OK by me...
- Na-Nu, Na-Nu
RIFF: I'm sorry about your...
- Dinner ?
SCOTT: Eddie ?
- No, Penelope-What should they do ?
RIFF: My most...
- Ugly Q-tip
MAGENTA: Ah, sweet Transexual...
- You called
MAGENTA: Land of night...
- And high electric bills
MAGENTA: To take that...
- Start's with an "S". Stu...Stu...
CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
CRIM: And crawling around on the planet's face...
- What are disco people ?
CRIM: Lost in time...
- What's your favorite TV show ?
CRIM: And lost in space...
- What does this movie lack ?
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