Knock Knock Jokes

 

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana again!
 

 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Jeff
Jeff who?
You forgot me!
:(
 

Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad you met me?


Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!
 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eyes
Eyes who?
Eyes have another joke for you!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Nose
Nose who?
I nose another joke for you!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock joke!
Knock knock
Whos there?
Chin
Chin who?
Chin up, I don't have any more knock knock jokes!
 

Knock knock
Who's there?
Jason
Jason who?
Jason rainbows all day for you!
 

Knock knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
 


Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!
 
 
Knock knock
Who's there?
The girl who can't reach the door bell!

 
Knock knock
Who`s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me, I can`t remember!

 
Knock knock
Who's there?
You
You who?
Did you call?
 

Knock knock
Who`s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke though the keyhole and you`ll see!

  
Knock knock
Who's there?
Goodmorning to
Goodmorning to who?
Goodmorning to you!
 
 

Knock knock
Who's there?
Say
Say who?
OK ... who!
 

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, I'm here!
  

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, it's cold outside!
  
 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who
Is a bell ringing?
 

 
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eileen
Eileen who?
Eileen on you and you fall down!

 

                                       

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