The Best Advice I've Ever Heard...

1. Aspire to be like Barbie - the bitch has everything.
   
   
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.
   
   
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
   
   
4. Some call it happy hour - For me it's a support group.
   
   
5. Go on the 30 day diet. I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.
   
   
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
   
   
7. My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.
   
   
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
   
   
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
   
   
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.