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What not to say to a cop
Things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over...
- I only had one officer Mr. Keg..
- Back off Barney, I've got a piece.
- Want to race to the station, Sparky?
- I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!
- On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
- You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!
- Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
- Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen?
- How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
- Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?
- I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!
- Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold
my beer for a minute?
- Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph (200km/h) to keep up with me!
Good job!
- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
- I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
Police Officer.
- Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
- You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school
instead.
- "Bad Cop! No Donut!"
- I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are cars around,
that's how far I am behind the other cars.
- You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?
- "Lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalyzer test,
now stick this in your mouth and blow"
- Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?
- Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's
bed.
- I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket
- So, uh, you "on the take", or what?
- Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a
warning too!
- Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
- So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play with your
gun when you were little?
- Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.
- When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile for the video
camcorder.
- Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work
at McDonalds?
- Hey, you look like that girl I **** a few days ago...
- Aren't you one of the Village People?
- Hey officer, want to see a trick? Look at your wife!
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