Revenge of the Blondes...

• WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LYING IN A DITCH?
       A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.
  
  
• WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
       Brown-bagging it.
  
  
• WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
       No one else wants it.
  
  
• WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
       So brunettes can remember them.
  
  
• WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
       Invisible.
  
  
• WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
       "Has the blonde left yet? "
  
  
• WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
       The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
  
  
• WHY IS BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
       When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
  
  
• WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
       The invitation
  
  
• WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
       A hostage
  
  
• WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
       Fisher-Price
  
  
• WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
       It matches their moustache