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The 13 Commandments
(For Witches)
- Thou shall not turn thy ex into a frog.
- Thou shall not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
- Thou shall not laugh at nekked snow sprites.
- Thou shall not get drunk with thy Goddess's wine.
- Thou shall not sacrifice thy little sister.
- Thou shall not go running around proclaiming thy witchhood if thy are in times of burning.
- Thou shall not question the word of thy High Priestess - She is God.
- Thou shall not laugh at being nekked at coven - thou shall be killed.
- Thou shall not commit to signing anything that declares any single person as thy lord and savior.
- Thou shall not invoke thy Watchtowers only to say "never mind".
- Thou shall not burn enough candles to burn thy house down.
- Thou shall not have the magickal name "Sir Stinky Fartsalot".
- Thou shall not call coven only for laughs.
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