Light a candle on your roomie's, friend's, or
relative's forehead while they are sleeping. See how
long it takes for them to wake up. This will tell you
how long you will live.
Tell your future by interpreting the patterns in
popcorn, beer cans and cigarette butts left on the
floor after your last party. It's a lot like reading
tea leaves.
Choose an outfit for the day using a divining rod.
Determine what your friends have done during the
day by smelling their odor eaters.
Go outside skyclad, come in and interpret the
patterns in your goose bumps. It's a lot like reading
tea leaves.
Tape music videos, play them backwards on your VCR
and try to find subliminal images and rock stars that
take on Satanic appearances.
Interpret forms in your sculptured carpet. It's a
lot like reading tea leaves.
At breakfast, eat all but a few bits of cereal,
then stir it vigorously and interpret the resulting
designs. (I actually did this one!) It's a lot like
reading tea leaves.
Develop a 'tarot' style deck using subscription
card inserts from magazines.
In a restaurant, lay on the floor under a table
and interpret the designs and patterns in the gum
wads. IT'S A LOT LIKE READING TEA LEAVES!
