it aint right even though your skin is light you can take flight like mugsy you can jump out of sight even with pants so tight you just might sail like a kite
To leah B. not M. dont worry
my name is leah i have diarrhea i like to make fun and call people dumb i think i can rhyme but i rhyme like thyme thats a plant that really cant i think im the best but i cant access my mind it goes as quick as an orange rind so i sit here and try to diss but all that comes is as good as piss
Confession Time
i wrote this rhyme just for this pro even tho i may sa yo i know that i am not negro i have no fro i have no flow my rhymes come slow i started this a while ago but that dont mean that i cant floss i play the rhymes better than lacrosse im the boss when it comes to gloss of the words i write theyre never trite or weak its strength i speak ive reached my peak i can no longer tweak you may think that im a freak but its not your approval i seek i dont care if you think im a geek one thing i cant deal with you may think is a myth i cant stop writin i am myself fightin i wanna keep goin but when i get to flowin and its not a flop i just cant stop ok thats it i think im done i gotta run i dont know why but these all end in bye
Brad i wrote this when i was talkin to you
you dont recognize you better open up your eyes if you dont theyre gonna get infested with flys the size of some big guys these aint no lies i saw em hangin around your neckties i gave them a prize for that i am wise or i would have met my surmise no comprimise thats what i despise and this plan i wont revise ill advertise organize utilize and vitalize you can authorize or patronize but whatever you do be civilized ill sympathize but if you dont talk ill criticize this rhyme is no longer on the rise it has met its demise bye bye bye thats three byes
Shane I wrote this when i was talkin to you
how many times you gotta say bye you say it more times than it costs for a fry at school you think youre pretty cool i think not youre just a big snot id beat you like a robot im a machine even though im just a teen you better get the notebook cause when i pass by youll need to take a second look to see me ill breeze past lui ill go through the lane free have enough time to drink some tea or even catch a flea well this rhymes about done i had loads of fun it gives me a little high well ill see ya bye
Bonnie this ones for you
b-o double n i to the e im in love with ADB i like to make paper with the water vapor i create from washin my clothes not on the roads but in the river sometimes i shiver when its en hiver but i can take it like a punch in the liver i like horses and one more thing of course is i like my man even though he can
The Trout Song
im goin all out like a fall out this is a call out hold the ball out Ill fake em all out Ill make em all pout They're gonna sprawl out Like a small trout layin on the shore got hit by an oar was screamin for more but he couldnt heard the crowd roar layin on his belly body like jelly now listen to chris you need to hear this after i get done you and the fish will be like as unto one ill burn you with my chintz ill run around you like circle sprints when i reduce you to mince like the product of quince if you think my rhymin is just a stage like tints just wait for the arrival of fresh prince
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