Album: The bonus-track album (1999)
Lead vocals: Angelo, Paddy, Kathy


Paddy:
There was a fat man he wasn't worried
'Bout his condition he wasn't married
'Till one day he met a woman
That he liked from head to toe
So then he stopped all, all of the drinking
All of the smoking but the he bothered arroun' in town
Visiting the bar beer well she loved him but she dropped him

Kathy:
Lo-oo-oh-oo-oh-oh-oo-nely Christmas brother
Lo oo oh oo oh oh

Paddy:
Say Now that I'm sober she don't want me back
Now that it's over she don't give a crap

The fat man he bought a batman
For his little nephew but he didn't like it 'n shouted:

Angelo:
Drop in the crop on a little pot town
A little shot and a little fot town

Paddy:
The fat man he got excited
He started shouting through his walkie talkie 'roun' in town
Then he got fired 'cause he was smelling up the taxi

Kathy:
Lo-oo-oh-oo-oh-oh-oo-nely Christmas brother
Lo oo oh oo oh oh
Say

Chorus:
Now that I'm sober she don't want me back
Now that it's over I'm loosin' my track (yeah)
Now that I'm sober she don't give me a crap

Kathy:
I don't belong to some drunky

Paddy:
I did no wrong please come lady

Kathy:
You got me wrong I'm not your Honey

Paddy:
What have I done someone help me

Kathy:
Lo-oo-oh-oo-oh-oh-oo-nely Christmas brother
Lo oo oh oo oh oh
Say

Chorus:
Now that I'm sober she don't want me back (well now that I'm sober)
Now that it's over she don't give a crap (she don't want me back)
Now that I'm sober she don't want me back (yeah)
Now that it's over (oh) I'm loosing my track

Paddy:
Wow, wow, wow ,wow, wow, wow, wow
wow, wow, wow, wow ,wow, wow, wow
Aah