THINGS THAT GALZ CAN SAY
**Don't hate me `cuz i'm beautiful, hate me cuz your boyfriend does!**
**East to the sea, West to the land, Death to the B*tch, who touches my man!**
**If you need a nickel, i'll give you a dime, If you need a man, Bitch don't F*ck with mine!**
**Roses are red,Violets are blue,God made me pretty, what happened to you?!**
**God created men first `cuz you always need a rough draft before the masterpiece!**
**God Loves stupid people, thats why he made so many men!**
**Only good girls go to heaven, I wasn't invited!**
**Sex is like pringles, Once you pop, you can't stop!**
**Children in the dark causes accidents, accidents in the dark cause children!**
**I Have P.M.S and a Gun, now what were you saying?!?! :)**
THINGS THAT A GUY COULD SAY
^^Its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean!^^
^^Do you believe in love at first sight or do you have to walk past me again?^^
^^Loves a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destanation, to increase the population, of the next generation, do you understand my explanation?, or do you need a demonstration? :)^^
^^Don't drink and Drive, you might go over a bump and drop your beer!^^
^^God gave me brains and a penis and only a lil bit of blood, i can only work one at a time!^^
^^If guys got a period, they > would brag about the size of there tampons!^^
^^Roses are red, Apples are sour, open your legs, i'll show you some power!^^